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When your girlfriend fills a tabasco sauce cap with tabasco, sucks it into her mouth, then holds it on her tongue whilst giving you a blow job.
"Dude, I got a Diablo Job last night. It still hurts this morning."
Placing cocaine at the base of the penis, then vigorously inhaling, when the shaft is deep down the throat.
The landlord said it was either rent or a coke job, so I told him to line it up and sit back.
When a women puts her mouth around the tip of a man's dick and leaves it there for several minutes while doing other things, also referred to as a lazy blow job
So last night we were watching TV and she got bored and laid on my lap and gave pacifier job even thru the commercials
When a morbidly obese man receives a blow job while eating immense quantities of food.
Dude, I heard that Jack Black's wife gave him a Jabba Job while he was pounding a Crave Case!
When your friend ask you to watch their dog for a few days but never returns to pick up the dog.
Joanna pulled a hound job on us that's how we got our dog.
When a woman (or man if in a homosexual relationship) belligerently, begrudgingly and/or reluctantly gives into her man’s desires, pleas and/or requests for a blow job.
I was so exhausted last night, but he was in the mood, so I mustard-up all my energy for a grump job. At least he was happy.
A blowjob so good that orgasm is reached.
Ricky just got an explosion job. Look at his face, it's like he just found God.