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Joey Jones

The act of simply putting your penis in a girls butthole while moving in and out with some form of rythem. Sometimes lasting only a few minutes.

Damn Josh & Jarred! Corey did the "Joey Jones" on that Hoe last night!

I would totaly dump that slut if she would let me do the "Joey Jones" on her!

by Dave Dicksucker April 16, 2009

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Miss Jones

Polite southern way of saying you have to release a big poo.

I need to go see Miss Jones before I fill my pants!

by Bootybandit99 November 23, 2016


Mustard Jones

When playing an FPS video game, specifically with the homies, whenever you top frag, and top frag only for damage. You can call yourself Mustard Jones.

"Wow, I just did 4.6 thousand damage this game and y'all barely have 2 thousand total. I am hard Mustard Jones'ing"

by Mustard Jones November 2, 2022


brady jones

Small dicked fag with a massive forehead

That cunt is a proper Brady jones

by Pooon slayer 444 February 4, 2018


Keegan Jones

An absolute god among men, he’s the one rich guy that’ll never flex. Not much is known about him but almost every knows he’s anal about his promises. If u ever have a problem he’s easy to talk to and will almost always be willing to help you in a time of need.

Bro...When Keegan Jones talks Keegan Jones Speaks...

by A Random Bro April 28, 2019


Paedo Jones

A generic moniker for any creepy old man who you suspect as being a paedophile.

Typical characteristics include (but not limited to) making a deep grunt whenever kids are nearby, creeping around school gates, carrying a packet of Werthers Original, and the occasional ass fucking of young boys.

Yo bro, why didn’t you turn up at my kick ass bbq yesterday.

Awww man, I had my kids with me and I didn’t want Simon creeping round them. He is such a fucking Paedo Jones

by Rookie boi July 2, 2018


Jimbo Jones

-Basically being a bit of a sloth or someone who does the bare minimum.
-chooses to spend his/her days sitting around playing computer games with his/her little gunt hanging out.

-can also be someone with a button nose with a fuzzy teddy bear appearance.

- A JIMBO JONES: "I dont want to drive you down the shops, all I want to do is sit and play COD and eat the finest of meals fit for a king".

- SOMEONE WHOS NOT LAZY: "oh thats our jimbo!"

by MoyBoi January 28, 2010