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A person who sleeps around on the weekend when intoxicated, to get intoxicated.
Scottys being a Part-time whore this weekend
LYING FLAT legs spread and getting FUCKED SO HARD in YOUR ASSHOLE your BALLS feel they got CUTOFF.
You may want to think twice and listen to that advice " MAMA TOLD ME NOT TO CUM" as this you found out as what they do at A TRUE PART Y as it just may turn you upside down.
I'd love to part the pink sea of Luanne. Mm mm mm.
It is commonly accepted by layman that the best parts of a woman are the "boobs, vagina, and butt". However, only the most enlightened intellectuals will realize that this is—in fact—wrong. The best parts of a woman is actually her feet and toes, as indicated by Scottish philosopher David Hume 300 years ago.
Me: What are the best parts of a woman?
Maddy: The boobs, vagina, and butt. Duh.
Me: Oh you sweet summer child....
Preparing to have have sexual intercourse! Or insert a sexual toy perhaps... Aimed at females specifically. They HATE this expression too, which is interesting!
Gonna buy that bint a drink...
"But, will she let me Part her Whiskers?"...
It is like the Deep Web or Dark Web of YouTube. Normally reached by consistently clicking on "Suggestions" or "Recommended Videos."
I went from a Minecraft theory .
to a video about how "The Day Curious George Escaped the Nazis".
I knew I entered the Weird Part Of YouTube.
a troubled teen who is a dick 90% of the time but can't fully commit to the fuckery of a fuckboy
That part-time fuckboy is wearing elite socks and his fat ankles are flying out everywhere.