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a small town, usually confused with Port Jefferson yet completely different. A small set of rail road tracks are what seperates the overly Dominican populated side with the rich & snobby side. a town that consists of more drug dealers than drugs. also known as "the station"
Whered you get that bangin bud?
Port Jeff Station ..
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"Port Richey Punch" is what old people make to scam waitresses out of tips in New Port Richey. They order a glass of water with a slice of lemon, then proceed to add every bag of sugar on the table to make lemonade.
Old lady: "I'll just have a glass of water. With lemon, please."
Waitress: Fuck you and your port richey punch makin' ass.
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Vernacular used by gigolos. The next port of call refers to their next customer.
Once I finish up my next port of call, I will have enough money to get medicine for these genital warts!
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Sailor Dialect meaning, essentially: when you're in trouble, any way out is a good way out.
Y'see, back when people sailed the seven seas with reckless abandon, a crew was more likely to find the nearest port than to risk ship and crew in a life-threatening storm. This phrase is probably most applicable to the pirate-sorts, as this phrase suggests that anything is better than getting screwed, and pirates liked that sort of shady-around-the-edges shiznit.
(thunder, lightening.)
Pirate #1: 'Tis cap'n's orders ter drop anchor at the nearest port!
Pirate #2: Aye, any port in the storm, sez i.
Math Student #1: Dude, I may have cheated on that math test, but I stayed up all night watching reruns of Cheers! What else was I supposed to do?
Math Student #2: Hey, any port in the storm.
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It's a sort of motto, used in jest or as an insult about another. It means to accept less than your desires or to lower your standards under pressure.
When closing time approached, Dan started hitting on some old bat. "Any port in a storm", muttered the bartender to the waitress.
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Called PB for short, it is a small town in upstate NY which was once a stop along the Erie Canal. Is now known as the home for roofers, Garrigans, Helmers, Smiths, and other multiple intermarried families who can trace their roots back to one tree. One the corner of the one stoplight in town, a passerby can see some "pigeon people" sitting on the sidewalk watching cars go by throughout the year. It's also the corner which houses the most elite of town residents who's bottom floor is home to a new business every week. High school kids can be frequently seen wearing the lastest cut-off sleaves while they play basketball at the town "park" where they believe they are the next nba all-star or biggest drug dealer.
I was driving through Port Byron, NY and saw the pigeon people with their wife beaters on sitting on the sidewalk.
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A small town in Florida bordering Cocoa, Canaveral Groves, and Titusville, inhabited by rednecks, lower middle class old people, and black people too soft to live in Cocoa. A good ole' boy's version of Rockledge. The only "port" there is this poor excuse on the Indian River that you can barely get a bassboat into.
He was talkin' shit about clickin' up? That fuck ass nigga lives in Port St. John, whats he gonna do ride over here on a go cart and start sprayin a BB gun?
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