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When a man is having sec with a woman from behind and right at the moment of climax, he pulls out and sprays a Mondo Squeezer drink all over her back. Leaving everyone sticky and nobody satisfied.
How did Brett die? He was giving her the ole Seattle Hotdog and things took a turn.
When doing your gf on the washing machine, and "accidently" slip into her ass.
i doing my girl last night on the washer as it hit the spin cycle, and i accidently gave her tge "seattle slipper".
Wuhan-flu
The Seattle-sneeze I have this week is worse than the Wuhan-flu I had last month...
The behavior exhibited by fans of the Seattle Seahawks after they lose a game. Can be amplified if said fan is empowered by being surrounded by other fans.
Seahawks Fan: "It's bullshit that we lost because of a call that I don't, nevermind when calls go in the Seahawks favor. I want Tennessee to win the Superbowl!"
Non-Seahawks Fan: "Wow. The Seattle Salt is real..."
Two women are sitting on a man lying on the bed. One woman is sitting on his face, and the other is on his lower body. They move up and down like a seesaw.
OMG Kate - doing the Seattle See-Saw was so fun!
I can’t believe Karl let us hit the Seattle See-Saw on him last night
A 1969 MLB expansion franchise that lasted one season before relocating to Milwaukee and becoming the Brewers
The ineptitude of the Seattle Mariners can be traced back to the lone season of the Seattle Pilots.
When you nut around the room, sprinkling it.
Dude, instead of cumshots I did the seattle sprinkler and she got mad at me. Is it over?