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Morning wood covered in dried shit, as resulting from prolonged intermission between anal sex and cleaning one's self. Usually due to sleep, unconsciousness or prolonged confinement in a copper mine.
See also: Chilean mine worker
After a drunken night of angry anal sex and passing out, I woke up at noon to find that I had a Chilean mine shaft.
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Actor Sylvester Stalone's instructions to a young female production assistant.
Common phrase used casually (by crew mostly) in the Vancouver film community. Derived from the true story of once during the filming of a Sylvester Stalone movie in Vancouver, Stalone went to his trailer for a break during production. He invited a young inexperienced female production assistant, and subsequently forgot to turn off his hidden microphone. (hidden microphones are attached to an actors body and use a battery pack to transmit recorded audio. They are used to record actor dialogue in scenes where boom mics are inappropriate ie, high motion scenes)
Realizing Stalone forgot to turn his microphone off, a sound engineer for the movie broadcasted the live feed from the mic over a set of speakers outside the trailer for the entire production crew to hear. As the legend goes, the first audible words to come from the speakers were "oh yea, stroke the shaft cup the balls". True story.
"Stroke the shaft, cup the balls" - Sylvester Stalone
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used as an expression to someone who will not leave you alone or is always in your business.
"Dude, when can I come over? Can I ride in your car with you when we go? What time are we going to leave?
"Bro, hop off my shaft!"
When the man has a bonner and there standing and he starts poking her with whith his shaft
I gave my girlfriend a Super sonic shaft
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The long shaft of the law is what you receive when you get caught slippin’ by the police.
It is unforgiving, punishing, vindictive, veiny, long, and you don’t get to say no to any inch of it.
Generally reserved for felonious felons that commit felonies.
The only way to assuredly avoid getting fucked by the Long Shaft of the Law is to never ever leave the safety of your constitutionally protected house, answer the door for, or talk to anybody.
wrecking someone's anal cavity by surprise and/or stealthily
mr. g (with his beautiful and voluptuous hair) was bending over teaching jade math for the 3rd time, when nick came out of the ceiling tiles and sneak attack ass shafted him
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A phrase used to not-so-discretely describe oral sex on a male.
(phone conversation)
guy1: Hey man, what are you up to right now?
guy2: Um, right now? Well, my girlfriend is traveling south on shaft highway.
guy1: Oh shit sorry dude! Later!
(two girls talking about the night before)
girl1: ... then I took him out to my car and I traveled south on shaft highway.
girl2: Did you go all the way down to the cul de sack? LOL!
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