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When you have to tuck your hard on in your pants and run out
Bro, my mom almost walked in on me and i had to tuck and duck.
The tuck and duck is when you hear gunshots and dive to the ground in fear for your life. While diving you tuck your penis between your legs and cry till help arrives.
Shots fired!!!
La'ron: why did you pull a tuck and duck
Buffey: because I'm scared like a sissy girl. Please console me and tell me it's gonna be ok.
When your banging your girlfriend on the pullout couch at your buddies and his mom comes running down the stairs. This causes you to tuck your erection back in your pants and roll off of your girlfriend.
Her mom came running down the stairs and I had to perform my pattented Tuck and Roll to avoid getting caught banging her daughter.
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Verb; to masterbate until you fall asleep
Jimmy was too broke to buy Nyquil at the drug store so instead, his girlfriend told him, "tuck yourself in".
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When you thrust your balls and penis forward, then slam your as back catching your balls and penis behind your legs.
All the guys at my prison pay slam tuck!
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When you use your portly belly to push someone out of the way.
Bob heard there was cake in the break room but Larry was blocking the door so he had to friar tuck him to get by.
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