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Left Turn

1Rotating 90 degrees counterclockwise from your point of origin
2The act of: After getting to first base (Kissing), moving closer to second base
3Definition 1, in a car, requiring the passing through of many additional lanes of traffic-90% of professional racing, the source of 18% of all profanity.

1 I was about to walk into Canada, so I made and left turn went east, towards Oregon, as fast as I could, Eh?

2 Dude, I was making out with this girl at a party, but when I tried to make a left turn, she bitch-slapped me!

3 I was driving to McDonalds, and I made a left turn. I was fucking hit THREE times before I could get my Big Mac!

by Exoskeleton October 23, 2009

11๐Ÿ‘ 15๐Ÿ‘Ž


Turn Spirit

Funcom likes to make Soldier's camp these for all eternity.

I'm in Adonis camping mull/turk for a Turn Spirit !!!

by Hound March 27, 2004

5๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


Turn and Burn

To clarify the U.S. Navy term mentioned in another definition, it specifically referred to the ship's shafts/screws 'turning' and the boilers 'burning' and the phrase is in fact used (even though there aren't many steam-powered ships left) to indicate working hard, and steady momentum.

"Turn and burn, ladies, we only have four hours to get this wrapped up"

by grindlad December 21, 2008

47๐Ÿ‘ 88๐Ÿ‘Ž


turn of shame

when one is slobbing on a nob, and has cum all over their face, someone walks in the room, and the person giving the blow job turns to see who it is, all while the cum is dripping from their mouth.

kim was giving john a blow job last night and i walked in and she totally did the turn of shame.

by kimmykeller January 1, 2011

8๐Ÿ‘ 10๐Ÿ‘Ž


Turning Japanese

I've got your picture
Of me and you
You wrote "I love you"
I wrote "me too"
I sit there staring and there's nothing else to do

Oh it's in color
Your hair is brown
Your eyes are hazel
And soft as clouds
I often kiss you when there's no one else around

I've got your picture, I've got your picture
I'd like a million of you all 'round my cell
I want the doctor to take your picture
So I can look at you from inside as well
You've got me turning up and turning down, I'm turning in, I'm turning 'round

I'm turning Japanese, I think I'm turning Japanese, I really think so
Turning Japanese, I think I'm turning Japanese, I really think so

I'm turning Japanese, I think I'm turning Japanese, I really think so
Turning Japanese, I think I'm turning Japanese, I really think so

I've got your picture, I've got your picture
I'd like a million of them all 'round my cell
I want a doctor to take your picture
So I can look at you from inside as well
You've got me turning up and turning down, I'm turning in, I'm turning 'round

I'm turning Japanese, I think I'm turning Japanese, I really think so
Turning Japanese, I think I'm turning Japanese, I really think so
I'm turning Japanese, I think I'm turning Japanese, I really think so
Turning Japanese, I think I'm turning Japanese, I really think so

No sex, no drugs, no wine, no women
No fun, no sin, no you, no wonder it's dark
Everyone around me is a total stranger
Everyone avoids me like a cyclone ranger
Everyone

That's why I'm turning Japanese, I think I'm turning Japanese, I really think so
Turning Japanese, I think I'm turning Japanese, I really think so
I'm turning Japanese, I think I'm turning Japanese, I really think so
Turning Japanese, I think I'm turning Japanese, I really think so
Turning Japanese, I think I'm turning Japanese, I really think so
Turning Japanese, I think I'm turning Japanese, I really think so
Turning Japanese, I think I'm turning Japanese, I really think so
(Think so think, so think so, think so)
Turning Japanese, I think I'm turning Japanese, I really think so

by Death Menace December 10, 2022

2๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


Turned Onf

That weird in between where you're kinda turned on but at the same time kinda turned off so everything just feels weird and you just want to go home

I feel really turned onf right now, I'm gonna go home.

by Br uh uh uh July 1, 2020

2๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


full turn

When someone turns their pillow over in order to get the cold side.

I couldnt fall asleep, until i full turned, then i fell asleep uber fast.

by regeirk ynnad November 21, 2007

2๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž