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A smoking Viking is when you poop and hide it in a air vent
I was so mad at my sister Donna M that I left her a smoking Viking in her bedroom air vent
Performing a bukkake on a woman with a beard is a Viking Burial
Me and my friends gave Ruth a Viking burial
Having sex with someone in a car you are about to sell.
Person 1: yo I hear you’re selling your ride?
Person 2: yeah it’s pretty sad but I gave it a Viking burial.
Person 1: Niceeee
To defy all odds by finding defeat in the face of certain victory. To fuck up royally. Choking in its finest form. Made famous by the Minnesota Vikings football team (see 1999, 2010, 2016 playoff games).
Did you watch that game? Minnesota had a chance and then they totally viked up at the end.
I knew the Vikings would vike up that easy field goal.
We had the lead the whole game until Adrian Peterson viked up and fumbled.
Typically these people are out of shape, all bark no bite, and they spend too much time online as a keyboard warrior ready to go to Valhalla after dying in a video game battle. They may be neo nazis, they may be incels, they may be 4chan users, etc... Some couch vikings love spiritual warfare because it's the only type of warfare you can do while sitting on your ass.
If you're going to be Viking, don't be a Couch Viking
As a Minnesota Viking Fan with Massive SKOL Winning Confidence with Leif Erikson Cockiness.
Adam Theiland, T.J. Hockenson, Dalvin Cook, Patrick Petson, & Justin Jefferson have Big Viking Energy.
a annoying team with so much aura (body odor) that it scares away all the citizens!!
the viking cheiftains is getting mogged by sigma knight commanders!