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Scream therapy is when you are home alone and you need to scream to feel better
Amanda: Last night I totally used scream therapy
Hannah: OMG I did too! It totally helped calm me down
Floating around in a blow up Walmart pool with a beer in one hand and a pool skimmer in the other.
I had such a shitty day at work, I had to go out and do some skimmer therapy for a while.
When you’ve had a bad day and your cat knows and follows you to bed/jumps on your lap/perches on your shoulder and purrs. This has been scientifically proven to help but is impossible to quantify.
“Ugh, just got back home from work and that yucky manager.”
*opens door*
Cat: *meow*
Who wants to go to bed? You going to bed?
Cat: (runs into the bedroom and leaps on the bed, and meows)
“Alright, there you go”
Cat: (proceeds to make biscuits)
“At least I got fur therapy”
The act of therapeutically indulging in empty carbs to make oneself feel better
Ken just dumped Jenny, she's going to need some major carb therapy.
"So, how was your day?"
"Shitty, but I'll feel better after a bit of carb therapy."
Verbally expressing sympathy in an exaggerated way in order to make the sufferer laugh but also realize that whining doesn’t help.
I’m SO sorry you’re going through this! NO one understands the pain you’re in and the obstacles you face! You seriously have it worse right now than anyone else in the world! Is this sympathy therapy working yet?
Treatment ya get to assist you in becoming da next "infamous Ted", whether it's Bundy or Kaczynski.
Madea was absolutely correct when she told Dr. Phil dat she wouldn't need any psycho-therapy to reach her desired results --- she already WAS totally bonkers in da social department!