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The most unattractive hairstyle for a woman - usually means she is lesbian, fat, poor, or all three. Looks like a normal mullet, but on a female. They'd be better off bald.
Tom:"Dude, that she-mullet is gross!!!"
Jerry:*puke*
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The PC way to refer to someone whose gender you don't know. Because "gender is social construct".
Darude - "Hey who's playing this song?"
Calvin - "I don't know man, shit, he/she/it has a pretty dank mixtape tho!"
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A butch lesbian that who has a hot lesbian girlfriend.
I would hit on the bitch over there, but she totally making out with that She John.
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A conglomeration of the worst things from hell that somehow found its way to earth. This succubus/demoness/bitch takes the form of a human female and tries to fit in with the human community. However, it is quite easy to detect this monstrosity and its out-of-placeness due to its extremely homely and ugly appearance and disfigured features of its body such as perhaps a horribly disgusting pot belly or a gigantic mole on its arm which it may try to cover up with a band-aid or something. Hence due to its failure to appear appealing, the creature is forced to act promiscuous in order to a victim (usually drunk or blind) to siphon the poor soul out of. It will also use gut-wrenching, low blow tactics and whatever it can in order to make itself look better in front of others. These tactics can include anything from gossip to snitching, or any other actions that society may consider graceless. This creature is quickly able to harbor the hatred of others. Which is actually a positive thing due to the fact that people will work together to unite against it. In only a matter a time, the human society will bind together to burn this hellion on a stake in order to serve it justice. However, the best way to rid of this demon and prevent it from doing any damage to your community is to obtain a harpoon-gun and shoot it through the heart and burning the body. However, do not throw the ashes into the ocean. For it will spread its HIV throughout the ocean. A warning to all, if one even suspects someone in your very own community to be the she demon, get your harpoon ready.
Guy 1: Dude, the freaking she demon tried to bang my brother the other day.
Guy 2: Isn't your brother blind?
Guy 1: Exactly.
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(N.) A blantant, modern day rip-off of Charlie's Angels, with a comedic motif. (not that anyone really cares.)
Hey dude, I'm really high right now. What's on? She Spies? What's that? Whatever, I won't remember tomorrow.
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A woman explaining to a man about how hard her life is. Yet, the harshness of the man's life for out weighs that of the woman's.
She-hulksplaining is the she-hulk trying to educate the Hulk by compare being cat called, to Bruce(hulk) trying to take his on life by shooting his brains out, lost the love of his life(black widow) which he burnt half his body trying to bring her back, all whilst coming to terms with now having to live full time as the Hulk.
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