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The Runaway Guys, a youtube channel showing a group of 3 (adult) guys who Let's Play (mostly) Nintendo Video Games. Composed of ProtonJonSA, NintendoCapriSun, and the most famous, Chuggaaconroy. They have 106,861 Youtube subscribers to date. (Together they have 657478 subscribers) (102,406+168,806+386,266 separately.)
(They also often add semi-famous guest youtubers to their Let's Plays)
JoshJepson: "Hey, I hope I get on TheRunawayGuys!"
Chuggaaconroy: "Hey, do you want to join The Runaway Guys for New Super Mario Bros?
JoshJepson: Serriously?
ProtonJon: No.
NintendoCapriSun: He's just kidding...
Chuggaaconroy: ...after all he's a Canadian.
ProtonJon: What does that have to do with anything?!?
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A super hero who's super power is knowing all about cars. He even likes to drive them. His arch nemesis is motorcycle man. By day he runs errands for his mom but by night he is...The Car Guy. If you think you've driven more miles than him, think again. If you think you're a better driver than him, think again. If you think he can't jerk off to an image or video of a car or cars, think again. If you think his alter ego currently works at Macy's, keep thinking.
Most importantly is Car Guy's equivalent to Lois Lane. Her name is Cat and she is one hot pussy. Though Cat does not know Car Guy's real identity, her and Car Guy have made whoopee many a times.
After running errands for his mom all day, Car Guy and Cat lived the movie fast and furious tokyo drift
When motorcycle man sabotaged the town, Car Guy came and informed him he was going to call the cops on him. Thus saving the world once again
Car Guy has driven further than Mike.
Car Guy has driven very Far Guy.
"You don't understand! I'm the Car Guy!" - Car Guy
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A real nice guy is a guy who is just NICE. Kind, caring and understanding but without expecting a reward for it.
A self declared nice guy however is usually a guy who will be nice to you and expect some sort of romantic or sexual reward.
The self declared nice guys usually are the ones who complain about being friendzoned.
Real Nice Guy: Helps you with your problems and provides an amazing friendship without getting angy if you don't want to have sex with him, or date him, afterwards.
Self Declared Nice Guy: Helps you with your problems and provides an amazing friendship, then gets angry when you don't jump in bed with him for it.
Girls are not machines that you put kindness coins into until sex falls out.
Being nice to her doesn't make her obligated to develop sexual and/or romantic interest in you.
NOT LIKING YOU DESPITE YOUR KINDNESS DOES NOT MEAN SHE ONLY LIKES DOUCHEBAGS.
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a guy who thinks he's better then everyone. when he's drunk he tries to hide it and show off that alcohol doesn't affect him, and then end up throwing up on the bar.
john : dude there are 12 people wanna fight me outside the bar!
matt : ok lets go kick some asses!.
john : wtf man we're only 2 !?
matt : it's ok i got it!!
john : dude stop acting like a frat guy! lets just wait for jack and the others to come over so we can fight back!!
"matt refused to wait and he ended up in hospital,"
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A guy you use once and throw away - the perfect rebound
A hot lifegueard is the perfect rebound, use him once and throw him away- he's a Kleenex Guy
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The perfect guy is the guy who knows what he wants.. he will walk you home each and everytime even if he has to make the 40min - 2hr walk back home after. The perfect guy has the most perfect voice that makes you smile everytime you hear it. A voice that changes your mood completly from sad to pure joy. A guy who will hold you close and do anything and everything to make you comfortable and happy. The perfect guys name would roll off your tongue in such a beautiful tone. The perfect guy is the most beautiful guy in the world even if others dont beileve it.. of he's perfect he's perfect. The perfect guy is the guy you look at and say is perfect. Who you love is the perfect guy because they are perfect to you
Girl 1 : "i dont know what you see in him"
Girl2: " what he's the perfect guy"
Girl1: "ew no"
Girl2: " he's perfect in everyway because he's perfect to me"
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The guy who answers the phone of intended recipient, only to explain that he is not the guy you are looking for, but the other guy. Heard often with non-native speakers who command broken English, particularly of the Indian sub-continent.
Fash: Yo Bils, wassup my main geezer!
Other guy: This is not Bils. This is other guy
Fash: No shit? Where's Bils?
Other guy: Bils not here. This is other guy.
Indian, Pakistani, Bengali, Freshie, Broken English
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