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The 12-month period where everyone you know finds love and decides to rub it in your face by inviting you to wedding after wedding after wedding. Usually occurs in your late twenties or early thirties.
At 28, John experienced The Wedding Year where (from May to November) his sister, brother, best friend, ex-girlfriend, 2nd cousin, 3rd cousin, Uncle, and Roommate all decided to get married and invite his single lonely self to their egotistical holy matrimony. He racked up three trips to the hospital due to alcohol poisoning when all was said and done.
Furry Fan Year Is the Similar to Furday, Furweek, And Full Furry February, But its for a whole year where Furries take control. (Happens every year where the last number of the year is 1)
Furry: Hey! Its Fur-Year!
Person: Oh... oh no... not this year...
Oh man where do I start 😂😂. They think they are so cool going into first year and half of them are acco crazy. But obviously some of them are just boring. Aw man ya just gotta love em anyway. 😂
‘Oh look it’s first years’
‘Why did you roll your eyes’
‘Because first years are crazy’
2023 is the year of the Opps
“Yo butch did you hear 2023 is the year of the opps
When something takes a lot longer than it should.
"Linda is taking a balls year in the bathroom."
The number of years a woman over the age of 30 appears to be relative to her actual age... signified by age lines and a marked decline in willingness to do anything resembling fun. Generally a ratio of 3:1 over actual age. (Ex.: 35 actual years old equals about 105 chick years)
Dude 1: "Hey, brah... how old is your girl's friend there? She's hot!"
Dude 2: "She's 36"
Dude 1: "Oh, fuck that... That's like 108 in chick years..."
Dude 2: "Word."
An inverse analogue to "dog-years," in which a dog is said to age seven years for every human year (which pre-Obama was the saddest of time warps known).
Now, "Obama-years" defines the human experience of aging one full human year (with all the ignominies that accompany aging) for every one month that that man was in office.
"My God, I've gone grey in just these three+ months, but of course, I am aging in Obama-years. By the time we got him out in 2016 I wouldbe over one hundred Obama's-years-old! "