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Here, take this. for your journey.
You have to many items to take a fucking joke.
Yo why cant you take A fucking joke?
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A schrodinger's joke is something the “joke teller” was serious about, but changed their answer based on others reactions to the truth
Examples of schrodinger's joke
Person A: guys I actually have a piss kink
Person b: What?
Person A: Justttt kidding!!
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Person A (again): Yo Mike I’m into piss
Mike: yo dude me too
Person A: *makes out with Mike*
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A joke having to do with disgusting acts of sexual innuendo or other things people might find grotesque.
Gilbert: So this guy gets the words "I love you" tattooed on his dick. His wife says "stop putting words in my mouth!"
John: Haha, nice dirty joke there.
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The fusing of two joke companions to create an infallible team. It is their destiny to carry the joking world to places it has never seen and places it will never see again...
"The Joke Fellowship is the greatest partnership since McCartney and Lennon"
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A joke that few people know that can be remembered from a specific event . Can be very, very funny when used in the right conversation. ITS BANNED FROM THE URBAN DICTIONARY JUST SO YOU KNOW.
(William)"Hey Sean, that guys wearing low riders"
(Sean) "You mean a "crack magnet"
(William)Hah, I remember that Inside Joke!!!Hah!!
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A joke told by someone who thinks they are funny, but really isn't. The joke is always lame and boring and stupid.
student: i have a question about wiretaps! JUST KIDDING, no i dont!! hahahahah.
classmate: what a jaber joke......
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To 'step on a joke' is a term in comedy writing. It means to ruin a decent joke by by following it too quickly with a riff or another punchline in an attempt to draw more laughs. Stepping on a joke is a fatal flaw of bad sitcoms and improv groups, where several actors may step on each other's jokes in attempts to one-up each other.
Joke-stepping is particularly noticeable in certain comics, where attempts to cram several related punchlines into a short space such as a final panel are more obvious than in filmed media.
In some usage, to step on a joke means to ruin it by deflating it or explaining it. This is more accurately called 'killing the joke' which can be a deliberate form of anti-humor. Stepping on the joke usually isn't.
To use the phrase:
Did you see that Jay Leno monologue? Making all those lame comments after his punchline? He stepped on that joke so hard he practically curb-stomped it.
To step on the joke:
It was like he was going, "Kiss the curb, you joke!" Heh. Hmm. Yeah. Whoo.
*Applause sign flickers*
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