Gromit Mug

A mug that was based on the popular British cartoon character Gromit. One of Gromit’s ear is used to hold the mug.

1) Man, im so excited to buy my own Gromit Mug

2) I love drinking out of my Gromit Mug

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Gothic Mugging

The act of having oral sex on a female corpse, then having a companion jump down from her tombstone onto her stomach in order to spray her decomposed innards all over his face and mouth. Usually done around halloween.

Greg: "Man, my girlfriends sister died in a car accident last night, you thinking what i'm thinking?"

Reese: "Sweet! In about two months she'll be ripe for a Gothic Mugging."

Greg: "I'll set a reminder on my iphone."

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Ugly Mug

A face that is undisputedly ugly and resembles that of a mug or cup.

"You are an ugly mug.. and that is just a normal mug."

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mug fart

to drink a cup of tea, once finished fart in the cup. politely ask your girlfriend if they would like to have a drink( they are totally unaware of what you have just brewed for them!)

(gaz farts in2 finished cup of tea, emily is not aware)
"hey babe u want some tea?"
"yeh sure my little love muffin"

emily then drinks the brew and smells the fart

"oh my god did you just mug fart me?"

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Mug-abe

Sacked the then president of Zimbabwe, Canaan Banana, for screwing one of his Security Guards.

7 sins.
Jealousy?
Ai, Robert, Mug-abe!

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smug mug

The action of collecing sweat on the pawn of the hand from a person's crotch. After collecting the sweat then wiping it in their partner's face.

Thats quite a smug mug you got.

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Mug

Conjunction: A "man hug", a hug shared between men.

"Uncle Jon mugged me as soon as he came in the door."

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