Buzz Kill

When you are high and somebody or something is irritating you. Such as friends, parents, teachers, younger sibling, cops. Buzz Kills do things such as spit on people, beat on people for no reason, annoy you about something you have to do, etc.

Shit, we smoked a nice fat blunt and we walked home and about 3 minutes later the cops questioned us and by the time I got home I wasnt even high. Cops are such buzz kills!

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Buzz Lightyear

The world's greatest superhero, now the world's greatest toy!

Buzz Lightyear is only the best toy a little boy could ever have. I mean who wouldn't like that pulsating laser light? And what about those high-pressure space wings. Man, you aren't cool unless you have a Buzz Lightyear!

Kid 1: Dude you have to get a Buzz Lightyear!
Kid 2: I know, it's the coolest toy ever!

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buzz rod

n.1 The state of ones penis after one has indulged in ‘little ones’; an erection that occurs after the consumption of the controlled substance ‘ecstasy’, and which may prove difficult to ‘unload’.

n.2 A person who has consumed so many ‘cheeky ones’ as to be rendered a total buzz rod. Characterised by a tense, erect posture, profuse sweating, and a look of despairing pleasure.

1. ‘I got a bunk-up after the club last night but I couldn’t shoot my load because my buzz rod was as numb as a concrete cunt’

2. 'Did you see the state of Marsh the other night? He was a total Buzz Rod'

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Nose Buzz

The act of buzzing one's nose with cocaine.

"Man, I could go for a nose buzz about now!"

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buzz job

To have a girl fill her mouth with a large amount of chaw (strait cut) and some fiberglass then to have her to give you head, both of you beCUMing buzzed.

Dude, my dick has not hurt this good since that one Allison girl gave me a buzz job!

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Buzz Chaser

Someone who intentionally seeks the company of those with drugs or alcohol, with the intent of the seeker getting a "free buzz."

Text message 1- Hey, r u guys doin 2nite?

Text message 2- Oh, not much. just catching a buzz. you?

Text message 1 - ...oh, not 2 much...

-conversation between text 2 and other person-

Other person - What was that about?

Text message 2 - Oh, he's just being a buzz chaser.

(Knock on the door)

Text message 1- Hey! let me in!

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Buzz cut

A haircut while one is under the influence.

Woa bro what happen to your hair did a blind person cut it?
No I got a buzz cut.

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