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Finger Turtle

When wiping your ass your finger accidently breaks through the single ply Chinese toilet paper and makes contact with your own shit and possibly asshole

"Oh my god, I just shook hands with that representative from the Chinese Education Department after I accidently did a Finger Turtle in the bathroom."

by greekhornet May 5, 2009


german turtle

To engage in a long term relationship with someone while never intending to propose, despite the other partners obvious desire for marriage.

I know she wants to get married someday, but I am totally going to German Turtle her.

by Dangeroo October 12, 2015


turtle bay

Really, really, needing to take a shit. Similar to turtling.

Man, those tacos took me straight to turtle bay. I'm about to cack my slacks!

by brardin July 4, 2014


Turtle Tanked

When you fuck a girl from behind and her ass smells like a hot turtle tank.

Me and Jaycie had sex, and she turtle tanked me. She must have taken a huge shit right before we did it.

by Hogger09 April 5, 2022


Swallin turtle

When the balls are large and swallin, while the shaft is small, and being engulfed by the balls, giving it the appearance of a turtle.

She couldn’t suck his dick because he had a swallin turtle.

by Jason statue March 22, 2019


fur turtle

A small penis that hides in the Bush then pokes out when hard

I went down on this girl and her fur turtle came out

by Fur turtle August 18, 2018


poopy turtles

taking a shit, especially when you're at work and in the middle of something, you have to come to an abrupt stop to go drop the cosby kids off at the pool

Adam, i gotta go poopy turtles. Answer the phone.

by Tat Evil May 3, 2007