Swipe Left

The words "swipe left" was first used to reject future spouses, potential dating partners, and/or Hillary Clinton on the infamous dating app, Tinder. The phrase has devolped over time and now describes anything remotely ugly or detestable.

Ex 1: Pineapple on pizza? Ughh, swipe left.

Ex 2:

Girl: Hey! where're you from?
Guy: Florida.
Girl: Swipe left.

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Left Rule

a rule created in which 2 people kiss, and turn their heads to the left, rather then the normal right.

even though it may be odd at first, it seems to be much better.

once you learn the "left rule" you will never want to go back to any other way.

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left toe

Frankies Favorite Toe

Frankie: You know whats better than icecream? My left toe

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The Political Left

The political left supports and strives for social equality and egalitarianism and exists in many forms such as republicanism (small r, y'all, think of Ireland & France), social democracy (capitalism with benefits), communism ("My wife has been going to the Party’s cooking school for three years," says one Soviet man to another. "She must really cook well by now," says the second man. "No, so far they've only got as far as the bit about the Twentieth CPSU Congress."), anarchism (fun fact: ancaps are about as anarchist as the DPR Korea is a democratic republic or Donald Trump a Christian) and socialism (like Obama, jk, more like George Orwell, Martin Luther King Jr. and Albert Einstein) for instance.

Moreover, the political left is chiefly associated with the civil rights movement, feminist movement, LGBT movement, environmentalism and anti-war movement and responsible for much of the shape of modern society.

However, it should be noted that there have been occasionally conservatives supporting those as well (e.g.: the ÖDP party in Germany is a green conservative party, conservative monarchist Otto von Bismarck privately opposing criminalization of gay activity, conservative fiscal conservatives opposed the Iraq War, and some conservatives such as Booker T. Washington, which also laid the foundations for the civil rights movement,).

''Even though the political left is expected to lose the presidential elections in Portugal in January 2021 against popular conservative incumbent and academic Marcelo Rebelo de Sousa, due to Portugal being a parliamentary republic the political left still remains in charge with the minority government being composed by the Socialist Party and its Prime Minister António Costa.

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The left one

The ball that is always hit and hurts like a bitch, generally happens in sports.

****! Its always the left one!

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Left - Nutter

A woman who is so astonishingly beautiful, that one would have his left testicle surgically removed, in order to engage in sexual intercourse with.

Holy Shit . . . Jessica Alba is a total Left Nutter!!!

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Alt-Left

A keyboard shortcut that returns you to whatever brought you here.

Hint: Using Alt-Right after should return you here again.

This wasn't the web page I was looking for, so I alt-left.

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