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This is an angel that is featured in many myths from the 21st Century. It's frequently used to describe incredibly attractive young men who sing in Alternative Rock bands.
oh my gosh, he's such a Tommy Bastow!
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C!tommy deserves everything he deserves the world <33 i hope c!tommy pillow is always cold, I hope he never has a bad hair day, I hope his charger works forever.
Have you heard of c!tommy?
Yeah! I love c!tommy so much! :D
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A pint of beer with three olives and a splash of grinadine. Usually consumed at strip clubs. The olives start dancing like a lava lamp.
That Tommy Gun was bouncin and the hoes where intrigeud like moths to a flame!
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A joke which is told and only funny to the person telling the joke.
Thomas told me a joke which was not funny even though it was funny to him. He pulled a Tommy Joke!
It's basically just a child that is 17 years old and has a crush on a 95 year old lady named Lizzie aka Queen Elizabeth II this was proved by Tommy ain't it saying to a tiktok "Oh Lizzie's so lovely 😍😍" Like a simple well I guess he'll be losing No Simp September. 😄
"Omg have you heard of Tommy ain't it's newest video on YouTube?" yes I have I'm starting to think he's a IPad kid ☹"said everyone.
This is the sexual act of inserting a hammer into a BBW's anus abruptly, using a lubricant made of a previous mixture of faeces and semen, and using the hook part of the hammer to stimulate the clitoris. Continue until the girl creates a sound of both pain and pleasure, resembling that of a whale.
I gave Jeanette Big jugs a tommies whalehammer last night with my dad's hammer. It was like visiting the aquarium!
If you are going to have sex but forgot condoms and are uncircumcised and don’t wanna go raw just staple your foreskin together and boom the tommy special
Babe did you get the condoms, no but i got my stapler and foreskin so ima pull the tommy special