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Raw, disgusting, baby making sex that’s unprotected because if you use a condom that’s plastic that could end up in the ocean and kill the turtles and nobody wants that.
Person A: “what are you doing tonight”
Person B: “my bf and I are finna save the turtles”
A small penis that hides in the Bush then pokes out when hard
I went down on this girl and her fur turtle came out
When wiping your ass your finger accidently breaks through the single ply Chinese toilet paper and makes contact with your own shit and possibly asshole
"Oh my god, I just shook hands with that representative from the Chinese Education Department after I accidently did a Finger Turtle in the bathroom."
Really, really, needing to take a shit. Similar to turtling.
Man, those tacos took me straight to turtle bay. I'm about to cack my slacks!
When the balls are large and swallin, while the shaft is small, and being engulfed by the balls, giving it the appearance of a turtle.
She couldn’t suck his dick because he had a swallin turtle.
When you fuck a girl from behind and her ass smells like a hot turtle tank.
Me and Jaycie had sex, and she turtle tanked me. She must have taken a huge shit right before we did it.
taking a shit, especially when you're at work and in the middle of something, you have to come to an abrupt stop to go drop the cosby kids off at the pool
Adam, i gotta go poopy turtles. Answer the phone.