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When wiping your ass your finger accidently breaks through the single ply Chinese toilet paper and makes contact with your own shit and possibly asshole
"Oh my god, I just shook hands with that representative from the Chinese Education Department after I accidently did a Finger Turtle in the bathroom."
To engage in a long term relationship with someone while never intending to propose, despite the other partners obvious desire for marriage.
I know she wants to get married someday, but I am totally going to German Turtle her.
When you trash someone behind their back, gossiping about them
Example: Attention by Charlie Puth “you’ve been runnin’ round, runnin’ round, runnin’ round throwing that TURTLE on my name, cause you knew that I’d call you up...”
Wow! Charlie did you hear what Santana was saying about you!?! She was throwing turtles on you man!
If you see this quote in someone's bio, it's probably a reference to a tweet from @ains_rose that said : " you know who doesn't want to be choked? Turtles. You know who does? Me. Save the turtles, choke me instead." So it quite literally means choke me.
"She had save the turtles in her bio, but she doesn't seem like a vsco girl! What do you think?"
"hahahaha, you're so naive, it means choke me, that's it."
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Raw, disgusting, baby making sex that’s unprotected because if you use a condom that’s plastic that could end up in the ocean and kill the turtles and nobody wants that.
Person A: “what are you doing tonight”
Person B: “my bf and I are finna save the turtles”
A small penis that hides in the Bush then pokes out when hard
I went down on this girl and her fur turtle came out
taking a shit, especially when you're at work and in the middle of something, you have to come to an abrupt stop to go drop the cosby kids off at the pool
Adam, i gotta go poopy turtles. Answer the phone.