Ice Wine

The most disgusting of beverages. Made taking a bottle (preferably plastic) of low end wine and pouring it into a pint glass filled with ice. Over dosages may cause the development of an eyebrow fetish.

After 5 or 6 glasses of ice wine, I can't help but have impure thoughts about that girl's eyebrows! I blame the plastic residue in the wine.

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ass wine

wine that is made by the ass

i could really use a cold glass of ass wine now

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Wine Boxing

The female version of Whiskey Dick

I had a wicked cas of Wine Boxing last night. I got sooo wasted last night I passed out buck naked with his junk in my hand.

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Red Wine

When someone has an alcohol like effect over the human body. Making the mind make rash decisions and cause degeneration to major vital organs

Have you seen that girl, Kat, she is so red wine

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wine braces

When your teeth and lips are stained from drinking red wine. Upon smiling it appears you are wearing braces made from wine. This happens typically after consuming enough wine to no longer be concerned how the teeth/lips look.

Uh, Erik I see you finished off that bottle of Cabernet, looks like you have have your wine braces on tonight. You might want to find some mouthwash if you don't want to go home alone.

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Strawberry Wine

The boy that you lose your virginity to over the summer in high school.

Lily: We had sex the summer before senior year

Ella: So he’s your Strawberry Wine

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Pussy Wine

a classy way to refer to pussy juice :)

Jon: "my girls' pussy wine so fine"

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