Tongue Puddle

While licking out a woman that is on there period they made bleed. When it does bleed the blood gathers on the tongue resulting in a tongue puddle of blood.

Ben: I was licking out Beth last night and then out of the blue she just exploded with her period shit all over my face! There was even a tongue puddle!

Joe: No fucking way!

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Giraffe Tongue

A huge dark clit. Usually found in/on black chicks, but the coloration and size can be found in other races. Named because of the resemblance to a giraffe tongue, g.t for short Possible side-effect of vegetarianism.

"Sorry ma'am i can't get my dick in, your massive penis is in the way!"

"It's not a dick, it's my clit!"

"Oh... it looks like a giraffe tongue."

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Cobra Tongue

When a man goes to the bathroom to pee and the stream goes in two different directions.

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Beef Tongue

A very dirty sounding term that has almost no actual relevance but is used to confuse young girls prior to copulation.

Cody- Hey Katherine, want some "beef tongue"?

Katherine- What's beeftongue?

Cody- If you don't know then just don't worry about it...

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Triton Tongue

You eat so much UCSD food so that you think just about anything tastes good.

A: Man that whopper tastes so good.

B: You have Triton Tongue

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Tongue punch

The viscious act of craming one's tongue into a body orfice

Dude, I tongue punched that old lady's smelly dirt ring!!

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Tongue Erection

The tingling sensation you get in anticipation before eating something sour (generally associated with sour candy).

Right before I ate that sour patch kid, my tongue got all tingly in anticipation; I had a really big tongue erection.

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