How someone would explain in a cute way farting and alittle shit comes out.
Oh my goodness I just Number Tooted!
A brain toot is a random and very odd thought that pops into your head, and often baffles those around you, potentially causing them to think you are a little weird
Bob: “Did you know that plants actually emit a sound that’s akin to screaming when you cut them?”
Joe: “gosh darnit Bob, you brain tooted again”
The process of farting in someone's mouth in a sexual manner.
Emma did a mouth toot into his mouth, it was what he needed to finish
A penis, opposite of a toot (vagina).
“Mamaw! Pepaw has a toot tail”
A soso nub Who always thinks he is great at Counter Strike But sucks at everything including having sex
Look at this Jia toot wei face
When you eat too much turkey and can’t stop farting.
Man after thanks giving I had the worst turkey toots
A fart preceded by a nearly identical sounding fart
Mark unloaded another whopper, and it was deja toot all over again.