When your credentials are authenticated by a tooth actor.
"Hi my name is Jennifer Hawkins and I certify these credentials as authentic."
"I wanted to make sure I was secure so I used tooth actor authentication.
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A phrase used to describe someone who is particularly bitchy. Litterally, a cunt that feels the need to gobble up men's dicks. Use only in very dire situations.
Frank: Stop being a tooth cunt!
George: Kelly is such a tooth cunt.
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Very sharp and pointed canine in humans
That boy opened the bottle from his dog tooth.
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Someone who's breath smells so bad, not only does it disconcertingly resemble the oddly specific stench of a sweaty vagina, it also gives other people cavities.
*scrunches face in disgust* "Jesus Christ Bill, brush your teeth, you tooth tarnishing twat"
The act of ejaculating in a chicks butt, dipping your index finger in and having a good swirl (best done left handed). After mixing in the bung hole for a while, you remove your finger now basted in the semen entrenched fecal potion. This is done doggie style so the chick is clueless when you reach around and stick your index finger in her mouth and give her a good Polish tooth whitening. Finish off by wiping your dick on her curtains.
When money is tight or you are too cheap to by generic whitening strips, it's always prudent to give your girlfriend with discolored teeth a good old fashion Polish Tooth Whitening the next time she gets a rogering from behind.
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Tiing a rope to a guys balls attatching it to a door and slamming the door.
"You ruined my Tijuana tooth pull" (as stated it the tv show blue mountain state
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