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Toot Suite

For the moneyed millennial, an entire room set up for comfortable and relaxing farting alone or in groups. Airy, filtered airy, library-scaled magazine rack, beer fridge, franks and beans bubbling the stove, cabbage rolls. Fans, lots of fans. Wooden matchsticks for traditionalists.

In the loftier neighbourhoods os Silicon Valley, the true mark of a successful lactose intolerant millennial is a mansion with a Toot Suite for casual entertaining after the annual Beans 'n' Broccoli Festival Cruise.

by You rReal Name March 10, 2023


Toot of crakter

An expression of disbelief or an accusation of dishonesty often used to describe scandal.

Oh, great heavens, this fellow spews nothing but toot of crakter!

by scholarly fella June 30, 2023


Shoot my toot

Damn it

Shoot my toot I tripped and broke my nose

by Jesustakethewheel1990123 December 16, 2016


Slumber toots

The act of releasing flatulence while slumbering. Passing gas continuously while in the sleep state.

Man bro, ol girl I smashed last night... After I wore them cheeks out she was knocked out. We were spooning and she had them slumber toots. Had my balls on vibrate like a gentle nuts massager with her buttcheeks

by Teddygrams254 May 1, 2020


lemon toot

something you make up to make a friend feel dumb!

Veronica is an idiot, I had her searching up the word lemon toot for an hour

by mixmastermark July 13, 2018


Toot a hoot

To masterbate

Sam: do you think it's wise to toot a hoot before exam
Honey: I heard increase of hormones helps when u don't for few days.

by Jesé May 11, 2015


toots magoots

See ya later

"I am going to the store, says Sally." "Ok, toots magoots, says Dave."

by tafunn August 6, 2021