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When two fully erect men intertwine their legs in the scissor position, placing both erect Peni adjacent to one another, recreating the “twin towers”. A third party approaches and crashes between the two existing Peni, then thrusting between said Peni, to orgasm, causing all towers (Penises) to collapse. Hail Satan.
Threes a crowd, boys... not if we do the World Trade Center, we’re all gonna cum.
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A person who does not use profession as criteria for choosing sexual partners
- How'd you swing that? I thought Jane only fucked above a certain income bracket.
Naa man, she's a jack off all trades
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Someone you might leave home to meet.
Waiting to keep the appointment she made
Meeting a man from the motor trade
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19th of May is national trade nudes day.
You have to send a nude to a friend, girlfriend, boyfriend, ex, family member or stranger. And they have to return the favor.
Steve: guess what day it is!
Jill: tell me
*sends nudes to Jill*
Steve: NATIONAL TRADE NUDES DAY!!
Jill: OH SHIT YOU RIGHT!
*sends nudes to Steve*
Steve: YEAH!!!
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The speech that comes about 6 months into a dating relationship, where the woman (usually) asks if the relationship will be leading to marriage, and if it isn't, let her find a less commitment phobic suitor. Very similar to a star athlete who is riding the bench asking his manager to "Play me here or trade me to a team that will."
"How are things going with the new girl??"
"Not good, she gave me the Play me or Trade me speech last weekend..."
"After two months of dating?? That is harsh.."
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The West Virginia Trade-Off is when three people are involved in sexual intercourse, preferably two guys and one girl. One guy is on the bottom getting ridden by the girl while the other guy proceeds getting a blow job and his asshole eaten out by the guy on the bottom. This act forms a triangular figure that is impeccable to all other sexual positions.
Dude, my asshole is really raw from that West Virginia Trade-Off last night!
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February 29th is known as National Toe Pic Trading Day. On this day, it is customary to send quality pictures of your toes to your friends. Make sure to moisturize your toes and clip your nails. Many participants decide to hire a professional Toe Photographer. Toe Photography is now a growing industry, thanks to this national holiday. This holiday was established by our founding fathers upon discovering their love for toes and the freedom that our foot-fingers symbolize.
—“Bro, make sure to moisturize you toes on National Toe Pic Trading Day.”
—“Of course bro, can’t wait.”
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