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A triggered vegan who is very triggered.
U r a triggered vegan scrub
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A triggered person is someone whose brain is too small to comprehend logic (See: Ben Shapiro) and therefore flips out and scaring the human race. A triggered person usually comes in the form of a feminist or a really left liberal. These fuckers come in many shapes and sizes. But most triggered people are either super fat like over 600 lbs or super skinny like anorexic skinny. These triggered people all exist somewhere in New Jersey. Oh and all single moms get triggered too.
I took a plane to New Jersey and I saw a Triggered Person. Their words filled me with fear. I thought "it" was going to explode. Scariest moment of my life.
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When the automatic bathroom stall flushers flush every time you slightly shift your weight, even though you haven't finished yet, causing gross water to splash up.
Guy1: Dude? Why did you flush so much?
Guy2: The stall had a hair trigger flush and it kept splashing shit water on me.
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A Marijuana Trigger Bowl, commonly referred as MTB, is the catalyst used to bring about a stronger and quicker high after using narcotics such as ecstacy.
Sasha- Sadie? Are you trippin' yet?
Sadie- No!
Sasha- Fuck! We forgot the MTB (Marijuana Trigger Bowl)!
Sadie- Well that explains the delay. Load Optimus (Bong).
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Famous last words uttered by KKK leader Virgil Lee Griaaffin (1944-2009), before he was capped by an African American gang member in the streets of NYC. Widely believed to be one last insult to the blacks before death, Virgil's words were a great reflection of his miserable life.
Virgil (against a wall with a glock to his head): "Pull the trigger, nigger".
Black dude: "Aight" (shoots Virgil)
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Referring to when you stick your first two fingers in someone's anus and leave your thumb out on the cheek and start to squeez your thumb and first two fingers at the same time so your two fingers are massaging the inside of the persons anus and the thumb is massaging their buttcheek as well, thus resembling a trigger of a gun being pulled.
Bro, last night Johny was pullin' the trigger non stop!
Yo Dad, your pullin' the trigger like a pro!
I even practice pullin' the trigger with my step sister!
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I was with Austin schwall yesterday.
Who the trigger don?
That’s him
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