Tristan French

Tristan French is my dad that is my dad and also did I mention he’s my dad

Tristan French is my mommy and my daddy

Tristanitis

A disease that makes you like Tristan. It also has many side effects like:
-Clumsiness
-No life
-Decrease in brain cells
-No friends
-Extreme attraction to men
-Trips over empty boxes and backpacks
-Bad Grades
-Bad taste in music
-Being a ripoff Jack Harlow
-Uncircumcised

-No dad
-Has rooster hair
-Has unusual fetishes

And many more...
It's something you should really want to avoid, it's not something to joke about either. There is no treatment and no cure.

Guy 1 "That guy is retarded"
Guy 2 "He must have Tristanitis"
Guy 1 "On god"
Guy 2 "Must be a skill problem"

tristan torrance

The biggest choofinator of all time. If you see him be sure to wave away the smoke above his head (we don't want him to be caught, considering he is also the dealer).

Besides the fact that he choofs, he is also surprisingly funny. One joke that he said the one time goes as follows:

What do you call a sheep with no legs?
~A cloud
Gets me everytime lmao X)

Damn bro, you choof like Tristan Torrance.

1👍 1👎

tristan murphy

some who breaks up with people over text

oh you dated tristan murphy
yeah! he didnt wait to see me in person and broke up with me over text without ever fucking checking in

Tristan Tate

Wait... Do I only own one of them!?

Hym "Tristan Tate..." *Boop* "Property..."

Tristan kang

The most cutest and handsome boy ever. He treats his girlfriend perfectly, he’s funny, he’s respectful, the most perfect guy ever.

Tristan kang- the perfect boy
I love you tristan

tristan lima

Too many words describe Tristan Lima, but to name but a few....
Adorable, amazing, funny, smart, athletic, and did I forget to say adorable? He's really cute!

Tristan Lima is so god damn adorable!