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A guy that practices 3 hours a day to kill any pirate he meets, male or female.
Will Turner walked into the headshop the other day and noticed that a female pirate was hiding in there, but she didn't have her hat on her head since she wanted to be invisible to the people trying to hang her. He went to his shop to get his sword and when he got back, the female pirate was gone.
A small indie girl from London with brown hair that consistently makes straight boys turn gay just by them looking at her.
Some girls are such channel turners
A short stumpy guy who thinks he can get away with being a massive wad of goose fat when in reality he’s got major dandruff
Bradlee turner is fat
Every electronics lab task, no matter how small, will always eat up an entire day.
"It's 7:00 and we only just managed to solder the new diode on this device."
"Classic case of Turner's Law."
When a girl asks her sexual partner to insert the handle of a large brush into her vagina. The person inserting the brush then moves it up down and all around as aggressively as possible either causing great pain or bringing the girl to orgasm. Brushes with ridges, and brushes that are more than an inch wide are generally used but they are not required to be.
Girl: Give me the Turner Brush Maneuver
Boy: No wtf
Girl: I like it rough. If you do not I will Munt you
Boy:Ok fine
A pretty cool girl who’s has swag. She really likes Doritos and kit kats. Also a clout master.
Do you see that cool person with the clout goggles over there? Must be Lauren Turner
She’s the most beautiful girl you’ll ever meet. She’s athletic, and likes to compete. She can change the most stubborn people’s minds. Lauren is beautiful in every aspect, from her Smile and her eyes, to her intelligence and her sense of humor. Being around Lauren will make you a better person, because she’s such an amazing person herself. If you ever get the chance to be around Lauren, don’t take it for granted. You can learn so much from her. Her trust is something you should value greatly, and she is the most trustworthy person you’ll ever meet. She makes life so much better. Don’t ever let her go.
Wow, I’m so lucky that Lauren Turner is my girlfriend