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a profile twin is like a type of social media user who has the same profile picture as you (if the pic on your profile isn't u but a photo from google and another person has the same one on theirs)
me and my friend have the same kermit the frog meme profile picture on twitter so we're profile twins
Fuck Twins are two people who have sex so much that they develop a twin-like connection in which they say the same things at the same time and can predict what the other person is going to say.
The other day I really wanted tacos for dinner and when I came home my boyfriend had made tacos without me even telling him that was what I was craving. We are such fuck twins!
manic mike and chris tren the epic 100% natural vegan bodybuilder duo twins
guy 1: bro I finished for 15 seconds last night with that fat girl
guy 2: shit, that was cardio, did u lift some heavy a*s weight
guy 1: that's something tren twins would say
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A twin or very close friend of yours that race is white or skin tone that is white
Me and my white twin is going to Starbucks
When two people have similar birthdays and the third person has their birthday on one of the others half birthday.
Omg we are twins and a half.
In medical circles can refer to twin reversed arterial perfusion, or a subset of conjoint (siamese) twins. Two fetusii develop conjoined, but one (the parasite) does not fully develop and is wholly dependent on his host brother.
In team management refers to a redundant slacker who performs an identical, complete subset of the effort performed by a more capable worker.
a: we have the same job! we're like siamese twins!
b: nah, I do twice as much. you're a parasitic twin
When one twin is clearly more attractive, cool, or likable than the other twin. After suffering through a lifetime of people asking where the "hotter" or "funnier" twin is, the less desirable twin inevitably forms a "chip" on his or her shoulder, thus making the chip twin even less enjoyable to be around.
1.
Party host: "Where is Andy? I love that guy. He's hilarious."
Chip twin: "Why is everyone always asking me where Andy is? How should I know? I don't know where he is all the time! I'm just as funny as he is!"
Party host: "Listen chip twin, you're not invited unless you are with Andy. Robin didn't go around trying to fight crime on his own."
2.
Guy at bar: "So how do you two know each other?"
Chip twin: "We're twins."
Guy: "No, seriously. How do you know each other?"
Chip twin: "We are twins."
Guy: "Come on. Seriously, how do you know each other?"
Chip twin: "You're an asshole."
*Twins walk away*
Guy: "What did I say?"
*Guy 2 walks up*
Guy 2: "Fucking chip twins, man."