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Zoom University

Because of the COVID pandemic in 2020, all schools switched over to a business meeting app called "Zoom" to teach. Note that the app also lets you turn off your camera, microphone, and 90% of the time the teacher doesn't give a shit what you're doing anyways. This was CLEARLY a great idea.

Grandma: How was school, sonny?
Graduate: I'm glad I learned nothing this year on Zoom University!

by I'm better off Dead September 14, 2020


Widener University

Widener is a place where at night you stay on your side of the bridge, and DO NOT CROSS or being robbed or shot is coming your way. Otherwise it’s pretty safe. It’s a place where parties thrive if the sports teams are kicking ass (especially football). Pornstars even come to the parties aka Tiffany Banister. The pride ride on those late Saturday nights come in clutch, and Maggie Mays campus bar thrives on Thursday nights. Our frats got kicked off campus a while back so we reside in the off campus houses in Sun Hill. You never know what’s going to occur whether it be a drunk grandma walking the streets at 1 am or the little chesterites challenging you to a dance battle. Can’t beat the place. 5 stars!

You never know what to expect at Widener University.

by Your boy Chad September 27, 2019


The Forgotten Universe

A cancelled jojo game that was supposed to come out months ago.

Nanachi: The Forgotten Universe is cancelled I'm sorry I just can't

by JoeWithNoBrim February 12, 2021


Marxist University

A university that has been infiltrated by social justice warriors (SJWs).

Joe Trudeau attended Marxist University to learn about the wage gap and other bogus social issues.

by DontGetGrabby March 29, 2021


yapper university

Only the greatest of yappers are able to graduate from Yapper's University, send this when someone wont stop yapping.

"I SAID TO SAY EXACTLY WHAT WAS STATED UNDER THE QUOTATIONS
AND YOU CANT SAY THAT SHIT BECAUSE YOU PULLED THE SAME THING BUT THE OPPOSITE WAY THE OTHER TIME
IT ONLY WORKS ONE WAY BRO
its either your=me or your=you
you cant keep switching it up
"huh"
dumbahh
^-^"
bro went to yapper university😭😭

by LD1 July 18, 2023

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University of Victoria

a beautiful university on the west coast of Canada, known for its hot chicks and rad student body. Everyone wears Blondstones, Birkenstocks, talks the same and rides a bike.

i go to the university of victoria

by whyucaredoe February 13, 2018


Plymouth University

THE place to be if you love 1 sentence of feedback on your assignments after waiting 2 months for it, constant, relentless rain and got crap A-levels so need to go through clearing.

Plymouth University - “Anyone else still trying to pass their English GCSE?”

by Yourfriendlyneighbourhoodtwat December 16, 2020