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The Friday before Valentine’s Day, or Valentine’s Day if it’s on a Friday. Goth Valentine’s Day is at its peak if it falls on Friday the 13th.
“Happy Goth Valentine’s Day here’s some dead red roses”
(1) What you tell people when you forget to tell them happy Valentine’s Day
(2) That thing you tell people when you kinda like them but you aren’t really anything. So being their Valentine would be a little much
Belated Valentine’s Day: “Yeah she’s cool, I’m definitely crushin on her. I texted her happy belated Valentine’s Day because I forgot to text her yesterday”
An earthquake that occurs on Valentines Day due to many people having sex at one time. The earth's rotation is initially affected, then the earth's tectonic plates become destabilized. It is at this point that tremors ensue. Of note, areas that are known for people that "Pour the Coal" when having sex are most at risk for earthquakes of this nature.
Man, I was poring the coal and Valentines Day so hard that a 4.4 Valentine's Day Earthquake happened!
bullet for my valentine is comming to the tweeter center with iron maiden and my mom wont take me :(
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bullet for my valentine are an incredible screamo/metal band from wales. Apparently they are good mates with funeral for a friend.
The Poison is their first full length album. The Poison and Room 409 are 2 of the best tracks from this album but the whole thing is amazing so its hard to choose the best track.
The best artist to come out of wales for ages!!!! Check them out and rock on!!!!
Bullet for my valentine are the best thing to come out of wales. ever.
Correct.
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An emo band from the UK, whos fanbase consist of teenagers in denial of what their genre is, who will go to great lengths to advertise the band on such websites as www.urbandictionary.com, in the hope that a person who is not a fan of their music will be converted by visiting their website and seeing their clearly un-emo song titles.
The band attempts to increase their reputation within the heavy metal community by covering songs by heavy metal bands, and turning up at inappropriate heavy metal festivals where it is quickly apparent they don't belong.
Bullet For My Valentines biggest financial weakness is it's fans, who are unable to fathom that their favourite band is in the genre of Emo; although their album sales are substantial enough to keep them is business, a large percentage of their fans aren't able to get permission from their parents to go see them in concert.
Person A: *listening to music*
Person B: what you listening to?
Person A: Bullet For My Valentine. They're the best band ever, even though I won't listen to anything else. Visit their website.
Person B: No thank you, I don't want to visit their website.
Person A: Shut up! They're not emo, you're emo! I hate you.
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an awesome hardcore emo band from wales. best songs are hand of blood and four words to choke apon. they have only had 1 album but its fukin amazing all the same!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i recommend anyone goin on this website to laugh at chavs do go and check them out www.purevolume.com/bulletformyvalentine
bullet for my valentine are the greatest!!!!!!
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