A polite way of saying you have to take a shit
Hey I'll be right there! I gotta take a me a von dumpski real quick!
Frederick Von Bae is an adorable little stuffed animal that would like to be loved.
Frederick Von Bae is so fluffy
A European title for a king. Direct translation from ancient Germanic: King of Kings.
Once there were a Christian Von Berg - meaning the Christian King of Kings.
To crash your body into someone else's body due to a rush of excitement, which may or may not result in knocking the other person to the ground. This term was created in honor of a contestant who almost knocked Ryan Seacrest down on the talent show American Idol. The term began receiving prominence after the video went viral on the web.
"When I found out I won, I was so excited that I Von Hugel'ed the guy giving me the trophy."
"Sorry man, can't believe I Von Hugel'ed you in my fit of excitement. Let me help you off the floor."
Like a Boston Steamroller, but everyone who takes it goes and does it to two more people. An exponential Steamroller.
Damn, the city of Newark went full Von Neumann Steamroller? That's whack.
Another legend of H block, similar to that of Count Cripula, although this entity throws up the 2s.
"Baron Von Blud just opped my unc up!"
Blatantly better than Dahvie Vanity.
Okay, well, Jayy Von Monroe was just his BOTDF stage name. He's actually named Jeremy Griffis, and LORD he took in some horrible shit during his tenure with Blood. He did manage to escape the abuse (did I mention Dahvie almost made him contract AIDS by forcing him to not take his HIV meds with him on tour?) and has a much better career as Dahli.
Jayy Von Monroe, now known as Dahli, won the fourth season of Boulet Brothers' Dragula and was crowned as "World's Next Drag Supermonster".