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waffles

worst food ever its no good and you should vote pancakes becoz pancakes are better

pancakes > waffles

pancakes rule!!!

waffles sucks!!!

by the pancake queen January 14, 2007


moon waffle

Homer Simpson patented space age out of this world creation: Waffle made of a bag of caramel squares, batter, and liquid smoke, wrapped around a stick of butter.

Homer Simpson described the moon waffle as "fattening".

by Edgar Allen Snail September 04, 2013


Waffle Kinesis

The supernatural ability to spontaneously generate and manipulate waffles. But unless you find someone with Syrup Kinesis, you're basically fucked.

Primer: "Brett, where'd you get that huge stack of waffles?"
Brett: "Waffle Kinesis, bitch!"
Primer: "SO JEALOUS!!"

by mcshittingallday December 23, 2009


Waffle the Cone

When the girl sticks a waffle cone up her vagina and the man inserts his penis into the waffle cone. The waffle cone asks as a make-due condom when you fuck in a Dairy Queen.

Man: Lets fuck in this Dairy Queen!
Girl: I can't get preggers again.
Man: We can waffle the cone.
Girl: Kayy!

by Jew-ish132 May 22, 2010


Cock waffle

The way you call someone who is such a fucking whore who gets krabbs

Jacob bagget is a fucking cock waffle.

by That waffle May 13, 2018


Meaty Waffle

A sex position that is basically doggystyle, however the woman is in the back and the man's penis is curved between his legs into the woman's vagina.

So Brad and I tried the Meaty Waffle last night. It was amazing! Brad is a little sore, though.

by TacoRising February 15, 2017


waffle face

A condition caused by being handcuffed in the rear seat of a police car while the driver acclerates and brakes suddenly, causing the face to impact the metal screen between front seats and back seats.

The accused child molester got a bad case of waffle face on the way to the station.

by TheyCallMeElJefe May 30, 2007