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a vagina that is so shriveled up that it looks like a defrosted waffle.
Jo went down on Mary and thought he was eating breakfast.
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Homer Simpson patented space age out of this world creation: Waffle made of a bag of caramel squares, batter, and liquid smoke, wrapped around a stick of butter.
Homer Simpson described the moon waffle as "fattening".
The supernatural ability to spontaneously generate and manipulate waffles. But unless you find someone with Syrup Kinesis, you're basically fucked.
Primer: "Brett, where'd you get that huge stack of waffles?"
Brett: "Waffle Kinesis, bitch!"
Primer: "SO JEALOUS!!"
A sex position that is basically doggystyle, however the woman is in the back and the man's penis is curved between his legs into the woman's vagina.
So Brad and I tried the Meaty Waffle last night. It was amazing! Brad is a little sore, though.
The way you call someone who is such a fucking whore who gets krabbs
Jacob bagget is a fucking cock waffle.
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When the girl sticks a waffle cone up her vagina and the man inserts his penis into the waffle cone. The waffle cone asks as a make-due condom when you fuck in a Dairy Queen.
Man: Lets fuck in this Dairy Queen!
Girl: I can't get preggers again.
Man: We can waffle the cone.
Girl: Kayy!
A condition caused by being handcuffed in the rear seat of a police car while the driver acclerates and brakes suddenly, causing the face to impact the metal screen between front seats and back seats.
The accused child molester got a bad case of waffle face on the way to the station.
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