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time and tide wait for no man

if you don't make use of a favorable opportunity, you may never get the same chance again.

"Realizing the internship was a golden ticket to her dream career, Sarah knew she had to apply immediately. After all, time and tide wait for no man, and this opportunity might not come knocking again."

by Arminkshipper July 20, 2024

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The doctor said I am over, wait, he meant cool

The doctor said I am over, wait, he meant cool means that the "over, wait" part means overweight, but the expression means that it's a perfect comeback to anyone who calls you overweight or fat and you're not obese, but you're still overweight. But the point is that you're still pretty healthy. Maybe the cholesterol is a little high sometimes, but other than that, you eat healthy sometimes and sometimes eat junk food and so who cares if your weight bounces up and down a lot and maybe more up than down. I'm Superman Batman!

Jerk: Haha, You're overweight and fat!

Tony: The doctor said I am over, wait, he meant cool!

People: Cool!

Jerk: *Goes away.

by HawaiianPunch1 December 28, 2024


wait till marriage

When you are in bed with a women and before you have intercourse the women says ",wait till marriage." It is pretty much a cock block.

Women- I want to wait till marriage.
Man- i am moving out.

by Michael wait till marriage August 27, 2017


andrew wait

One stupid mother fucker
Doing something really fucking dumb

That man just pulled an Andrew wait

by Fack yourself December 15, 2018


Andrew wait

One fucking dumb ass

The definition of Andrew wait is a dumb ass type of person

by SWEATYSNIPES October 31, 2019


harley wait

A bitch who don't give a shit

Omg you are such a harley wait

by Andrewbobs July 3, 2017


Bating and waiting

V. Act of masturbating while waiting for a sexual parter to show up.

Dude: Hey, man didn't you say you were gonna get some asstonight?

Dude 2: Yeah, but don't worry about her. I got her bating and waiting

by Noizey October 15, 2015