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baby dyke weekend is the name given by the locals of Provincetown to Memorial day weekend. This is due to the large number of younger lesbians who seemingly invade Provincetown. It is one of the only times when the number of lesbians is higher than the number of gay men. The lesbians present on this weekend tend to range in age from college up to mid thirties, and the spring break feeling of the weekend is undeniable.
Kate and Mary bought thirty racks on their way to Provincetown for baby dyke weekend.
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Running away from your problems generally associated with way too much drinking and spending too much money at the bars by traveling to a family member's house the following weekend. To avoid harassment from close friends due to embarrassing performances at the bar.
"Is he around this weekend?" Nah, it's a tuck tail weekend. He was a mess at the bar on Friday and Saturday and spent like $600 at the bar.
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The term referring to the fact that time does not exist on weekends. There’s no set time for waking up, eating, going to sleep, having sex, getting fucked up, etc. It is perfectly acceptable to smoke a bowl at 5am, go to sleep at 7, wake up at 3pm, cop a beej before breakfast at 4 and start drinking at 4:15.
Weekend time starts the second you exit your last class on Thursday and ends late Sunday night when you realize that your parents didn’t send you to college just to get shitty and screw sluts.
Yo, is it time for dinner yet?
Dude, it’s weekend time – eat when you’re hungry, fuck when you’re horny, and get wasted as much as humanly possible.
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Yay! Let’s start drinking :) :) It’s five o’clock somewhere!
That phrase is for 40 year old single dykes. It’s weekend time, aight to drink at all hours of the day and night.
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Another way of saying drunk and/or hungover. Owing to alcohols ability to suppress the immune system and the fact that it is usually drunk in largest quantities on the weekend.
Ugh yeah I'm not going to be able to come in to work today, I have a weekend immune system
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An exceptionally fun event that typically occurs on a periodic basis (once/twice a year). It is an event joined by a group of married (or previously married) close male friends for the purposes of a weekend of unbridled joy.
The weekend includes activities normally enjoyed only by men.
Some of these activities include:
- Drinking
- Camping
- Cooking food on an open fire
- Partying by a campfire
- Frank discussions about unusual/interesting sexual events of the previous year
- The act of telling recurring jokes, recurring themes or digs on various parties in the group
- Practical jokes
- Long hikes into the wilderness
- Dangerous stunts
- Exchange of secrets the men wouldn't tell their significant other
- Tomfoolery
- Contests of manhood (lifting large objects, swim contests, etc)
- Dares (daring random women to "show me your tits!")
Often the weekend's events create incredibly vivid memories that can (and will) be discussed by this group of friends ad-nauseum (for their wives) until the next weekend event.
When is the next guys' weekend away dude?? I need a break from the wife and kids, and could use a couple days of pure joy!
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A challenge in which the players taking part attempt to drink one hundred beers over the course of one weekend, beginning at 12:00 AM on Friday and ending at 12:00 AM on Monday.
Beer guy #1: Oh my God, Teddy had a Hundred Beer Weekend.
Beer guy #2: Well, where is he?
Beer guy #1: I – I don't know...
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An event described in myth and legend only as bliss
Me: Hey bro, we have a 5-day-weekend
Friend: *dies*