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penis weight

The weight of ur erection

My penis weight was 9 Ibs and 12 oz last night

by Chiller billy April 25, 2015


Put weight on the bean

When you get hot and heavy on the clitoris.

i.e. did you hear Jim last night? He bought that girl home and put weight on the bean.

by Nepenthes126 December 5, 2016


light weight

a two word phrase used to describe someone who can't hold their alcohol. the term light weight is only used by drunk people who think that the term lightweight is spelled as light weight (as in two words). refer to other terms that are often misspelled by people who are drunk such as "do" instead of "go". also refer to drunk people who try to text but often create illiterate sentences that even auto correct can not correct .

Mark is so drunk off a half a glass of wine that he thinks that lightweight is spelled as "light weight".

by margchen69 October 19, 2019


Light Weight

Weight you can lift

Ronnie: “Light Weight babyy!

by Sniperfedex May 18, 2023


Water Weight

That isn't progress (by the way)...

Hym "And your little sycophants have been on your dick for weeks about how much you've bulked up but they're all still just as ignorant as ever. It's not bulk. It's water weight. Get in the sauna fatty."

by Hym Iam August 16, 2023


Shit-Weight

When you chug a bunch of laxatives to quickly lose weight.

"Sally, I need to lose some weight fast. I'm gonna take a bunch of laxatives to lose my shit-weight"

by Ghostdik May 14, 2020


work weight

weight you put on while at a job. eventually the weight is lost after being fired or quitting.

Person 1:how’s the job going?
Person 2: oh ya i actually got fired 3 weeks ago...
Person 1: oh no! the good news is that you’ve already lost tons of work weight
Person 2: Uhhh thanks?

by bros_before_hoos January 2, 2020