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It is the presence of God in your life, not your possessions, that makes you a success—stop chasing material things and start a personal relationship with Him.
You may be financially naked, educationally unqualified, and not connected to people of influence, yet if you've faith in the power of the presence of God in your life, you can expect your nothings to turn into somethings—who you have, not what you have is what matters.
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1. when you dont know something.
2. when you dont feel like giving a real answer.
John- where you going lisa?
Lisa- Cant say what you dont know?
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normally said by and Eshay cunt to sound tuff it means im going to steal your shoe so they ask what size shoe to maejk sure it fits
oi cunt what size shoe are you , i need a new pair ya dog
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The phrase "What the fuck are you doing" aka "What on fucking earth are you doing" is commonly used by the teenage population. You would use one or BOTH of these phrases if you see someone.. say.... washing their car in 20 degree weather. In this case you would have to make some modifications such as....
What the fuck are you doing!? Do you fucking love hypothermia?
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What Little Red Riding Hood said when she went to visit someone like Sean Lawless or Joey from "Jenny 'n' Joey".
Rather than her being startled and confused at seeing da disguised Wolf occupying her gramma's bed, I imagine dat our favorite crimson-headwear-clad fairytale-character would have been totally delighted when she said, "But Sir, what big balls you have!", since it would have meant dat she would have good times not only fondling said jumbo heavy testicles, but also feeling the extra-large load of warm thick sperm that said oversize genitals could probably produce shooting either into her mouth or up inside of her.
On November 3-9 you can grab any girls ass without permission as many times as you want even if they don’t like it
“Bro look at her thick ass”
“I can grab it it’s national grab what you want week so we can do it all week”
“So I can grab her tits too”
“Yes”
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What some chick said in her review of Urban Dictionary. 😂😂 Fucking hilarious!
Some bitch "WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU THINKING!?"
Hym "Did... Did you not read the things I wrote? That. That's what I was thinking. I wrote the things that I thought. It's not that difficult to understand..."
Some bitch "Why!?"
Hym "Look. A large portion of the site is sexual in nature. No talking about my context. The other idiots. No one follows the rules. The site was clearly 18+ even before I started getting into it. It's an entirely unregulated platform. There were are people writing literal erotic 3 times a night. Literal play-by-plays of people getting nailed. Likely by retards."
Dumb can't "What about the children!?"
Hym "Fuck them kids. That is a YOU problem. I can sit here and complain about my life and YOUR response to ME is 'that's YOUR problem.' Well, ok. Uno reverse card. Not my problem."
Iam "... Ahhh... We're sorry. We weren't even think about that..."
Hym "I'm not sorry for shit. You can eat shit."
Iam "Don't... Just... Yeah, we're probably the worst of it but there is already a lot of inappropriate stuff on the site."
Hym "Exactly! Writing on UD is like taking a shit in a porta potty. If you expect it to be more hygienic then a regular bathroom then you're an idiot and it was already full of shit when I walked in."
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