whooping couch

A mental condition caused by low self esteem where you’re too depressed or lazy to do anything else.

The guy had such a severe case of whooping couch nobody saw him for weeks.

whoop a bitch

{Verb} To make a U-turn. Originated in Austin, Texas.

Yo, you just passed your exit. whoop a bitch right here dawg.

alabama whoop whoop

The Alabama whoop whoop is the piercing of a Chonky cooter hood sometimes bearing a comb over or mullet downstairs

That chick last night had the old Alabama whoop whoop to my surprise