Dads that go ham at night and make memories but sleep on the sofa and have to wake up first for the kids while wife sleeps in
How does he get away with partying so much?
He’s whoop-ah chic so as long as I sleep in and he’s up first … all good
A mental condition caused by low self esteem where you’re too depressed or lazy to do anything else.
The guy had such a severe case of whooping couch nobody saw him for weeks.
When someone checks the metrics on your whoop app without asking.
After I went out drinking, my wife whoop snooped and chastised me for drinking too much, based on my metrics (low HRV, etc.,).
when you give zero fucks about a person, situation or opinion.
“I can’t go out tonight, I’m broke”
“Hey man, I don’t give a whoop damn about your financial status, you’re coming out!”
A phrase used while driving, to tell someone to turn around and go back the other way.
I told him I had just missed the turn. He said, no worries just whoop a cookie.
The Alabama whoop whoop is the piercing of a Chonky cooter hood sometimes bearing a comb over or mullet downstairs
That chick last night had the old Alabama whoop whoop to my surprise