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Marijauna, i.e., pot; usually, of a less effectual sort. Low buzz factor.
I'm buzzin' on oompa-loompa's wiener
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Krank's Kraut & Pork Wieners is an Ohio hot dog company started in early July, 2010 by Laine Keener and Taylor Krankowski as a means of making money after an expensive spring semester at Kent State University. They are famous for their "sub-sational doggy style" consisting of two foot long hot dogs, onions, relish, pork and beans, lettuce, tomatoes, Frank's Red Hot, maple syrup, mayonnaise and grey poupon on a white, wheat or rye sub bun.
Katie sure got some sub-sational doggy style today at Krank's Kraut & Pork Wieners. She was totally stuffed!
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This is next-level pervert peeping tom/mooning (showing one's ass).
Rather than a simple peek-a-boo to a victim just trying to get a look the perpetrator wants to be seen and caught in the act. Similar to "mooning" or placing one's bare ass up to a window for comedic value this act encompasses both peeping as well as mooning but much more.
You expose yourself with pants down to the knees or pantless. Press your genitals firmly against the window where the observer on the other side will have a clear and unobstructed view of the upcoming action. Once the attention of the victim has been confirmed the individual preforming the W.W.W.W. will begin to urinate while moving genitals from side to side. If done correctly a squeegee-like sound should be produced from the lateral motion. If ones "package" is of sufficient size it should act like a windshield wiper on a cars windshield (swiping from side to side whilst your penis displaces the urine away from the outside of the window) ensuring the observer maintains clear line of sight with the depravity happening on the other side of the glass.
Dude 1:
"I got wasted last night and wanted to give her and her new boyfriend something to remember me by, I was just going to smear poop on her window but I couldn't help myself when I noticed it was already dirty.... Plus I wanted to show off my shit. I gave em' the ol "
Wet Window Wiener Wiper". Tell me I'm not the fuckin man".
Dude 2:
"Aaron (dude 1) you're the fuckin man, always have been! Legendary bro, fucking legendary."
A.) A phrase one uses when one word is not enough to express their frustration.
B.) A deadly insult that can be used to start WWIII
A.) John: “Hey Sarah, will you go out with me?”
Sarah: “No.”
John: “Fuck ass penis wiener!” *Pulls out gun*
B.) Donald Trump: “That Vladimir Putin guy is a real Fuck ass penis wiener.”
*Donald Trump proceeds to be assassinated, resulting in nuclear warfare*
A breed of dog. Being a combination of Beagle and Dachshund the Big Eared Sniffy Wiener is very social and curious and often follows it’s very powerful nose without care to consequences. This gets the BESW in trouble with their human companions as they often lead it to injury, unnecessary snacking, and being impossible to hide any new items in the house . Loyal and cuddly BESWs are often found noodling in the floor when hot and when cold are found in the laps and couch cushions aplenty cuddling with something or someone warm
My Big Eared Sniffy Wiener is the cutest little rascal, I make new toys a hide and seek game ,I let him outside and take it all around the house and let him try to find it . He usually finds it straight away !
When a man curtsy flushes after diarrheaing in a toilet, the toilet water splashes the penis head and leaves fragments of poop on the penis.
*flush*
Man 1: Ah What the fuck?
Man 2: Ha ha sounds like you got a dirty south wiener wash!
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The customary tradition of Romanians and foreigners greeting Adult men and Women. This is the act of having one's Wiener exposed for a solid handshake. Some traditional women may respond by flashing a nipple.
OMG! My plane had an emergency landing in Romania where I met this couple and we exchanged a Romanian wiener grab.
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