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huge turd that blows your ass appart
that Brown Zeppelin tore my ass up
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a caucasian male with an african american size penis
I was at the bar and met this white guy took him home and he had a joe brown. I kept him.
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The Doc Brown is a delightful drink containing equal parts Dr. Pepper and Jameson Irish Whiskey. Not recommended for pussies or the Welsh. First brewed in a backyard in Toronto, Ontario, Canada
Please enjoy responsibly. Unless you own a DeLorean, in that case just fuckin give 'er.
Marty McFly "This is great. Uh, do you mix it, like, with regular whisky?"
Doc Brown "Unfortunately no, it requires something with a little more kick - Jameson Irish Whiskey"
Marty McFly "Are you telling me that this sucker is Irish?"
Doc Brown "The way I see it, if you're going to make a drink, why not make it in style?!"
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A penis in a suit.
He stands erected in the House of Commons, fucked the economy, and pretty much the whole country, but can't be fucked back.
Bill : "Look, Genitals Brown is on the TV again"
Jon : "You mean Gordon Brown?"
Bill : "Uh.. Yea, Genitals Brown"
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A freakishly large, hairy, brown spider that is known to live in the Hertfordshire region of the UK. It looks like a tarantula, and is yet not one. They are big scary mofos that refuse to die!
"Mum there's a hertfordshire brown in my room!"
"Don't look at me! That thing won't fit in a pint glass!"
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(verb) To shit accidentally while attempting to fart.
(noun) Fecal matter accidentally expelled while farting.
I had to rush home from the mall because my attempt at crop dusting turned into a brown fart.
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Cooter Brown is a name used in metaphors and similes for drunkenness, mostly in the southern United States. Cooter Brown supposedly lived on the line which divided the North and South during the American Civil War, making him eligible for military draft by either side. He had family on both sides of the line, so he did not want to fight in the war. He decided to get drunk and stay drunk for the duration of the war so that he would be seen as useless for military purposes and would not be drafted. Inebriety has been measured against Cooter Brown's extended binge ever since by use of the metaphors "as drunk as Cooter Brown" or "drunker than Cooter Brown."
"Your drunker than Cooter Brown!"
"Lets go get drunker than Cooter Brown!"
"You getting Cootered tonight?"
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