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The other half of the human population. In possession of two X chromosomes unlike men who lost half of theirs hence having only an XY.
Some women can create new life, unlike men, whose only skill is getting a new wife.
On occasion women can be funny. Some women are the Playboy bunny.
Some women belong in the kitchen, others always be bitchin'
Certain women have thicc asses; other ones have smartasses.
Many women don't know how to cook. Lots of them prefer books.
Women don't need no makeup; they just need you to hookup.
Trad woman: Men are superior to woman
Feminist: NOOOOO
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A guy that has zero girlfriends, lovers, or wives is not a womanizer. Its hard for a guy with zero girlfriends to think he's the only one when he knows he's not even one, he has zero girlfriends and zero females have him as a boyfriend.
He doesn't think he's the only one of her boyfriends and she doesn't think she's one of his girlfriends, since they're not a couple and he's no womanizer. A womanizer has more than one so a guy with zero has less than one.
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Means just about anything any female says it means.
That guy wasnt just flirting or trying to be something other than abrasive with those females, he was really fucking every one of them in real life (while he was already with somebody that he knew wanted to be with him), it wasnt just a bullshit rumor. There is no other way to think, and there is no questioning the rumor to get to the bottom of it. If somebody says he's a womanizer 50 times, that must encapsulate him since they said it more than once.
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(Noun) A song by Britney Spears, but is done much better by The All American Rejects.
"Womanizer was on the radio the other day, but have you hear the All American Rejects cover? It's so much better!"
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Referring to the Supreme Sex that is biologically female.
Girl 1: I’m a Super Woman.
Girl 2: I’m confused... Is that meant to be similar to Wonder Woman or super woman?
Girl 3: No, it’s meant to mean I’m a Supreme Sex — there 2 Supreme sexes one being a Super Man — essentially we’re the highest authority regarding sex
The phrase “written by a woman” is mostly applied to men, who are literally God’s sent. They are respectful, handsome and wonderful in any way. (not homophobic, racist, etc.) These type of men are the most beautiful beings to exist.
“Oh, that’s Namjoon! Gosh, he’s so awesome, he must’ve been written by a woman!”
“Hey Eric, you’re totally written by a woman! You’re so nice!”
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