re-wrap

When you get a bad gift and you just change the wrapping paper and pass it on to another person, similar to a re-gift (Often used with fruitcake.)

Dude, this fruitcake is a fuckin´re-wrap|

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crunch-wrap

Money, gouda, cheese, yayper, paper, skrilla, scratch, cash, parmeasan, jack, mozarella, fedi, green, stack, bills, benjis, lincolns, georgies, jacksons, hamiltons, spends, ins, change, loot

"I'll pay for it, I got plenty of crunch-wrap, I stay on my grind."

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Awesomeness wrapped in steroids

Something that has an unmeasurable amount of awesomenimity and is so majorly awesome that it seems as if it is wrapped in steroids.

Joey: I stayed the night at kelseys house last night dude,
it was amazing.

Jamie: "Was it awesomeness wrapped in steroids?"

Joey: "I guess"

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Ambrosian Wax Wrap

After burning a candle long enough for most of the wax to melt, blow out the candle and dip your penis into it for pleasure. This will also double as a slim fitting condom once the wax dries.

I didn't have any condoms and limited time for forplay, so I just used an Ambrosian Wax Wrap last night. Felt better then that fire and ice shit, plus its like a condom with a no slip grip.

McDonalds Chicken Wrap

A sex position where the man lays himself on top of a girl. The man in this position sucks the titty milk out of the girl's titties. The man's penis goes into the womans pussy and the man cums inside of the pussy causing the women to menstrate. The wrap comes in when the man takes himself, hugs the girl and starts rolling on the bed like a McWrap is being made at McDonalds.

She wanted a bedtime snack so I gave her a McDonalds Chicken Wrap, I was going to fucking die the next day.

Princess bubble wrap

1. A royal who's first or last name is bubble wrap
2. A female who is wrapped or covers in bubble wrap

Hi princess bubble wrap

Peruvian snake wrap

The act of two homosexual males scissoring while inserting their penises into the other persons butthole, thus causing a snake wrap. This was invented in the great 1800’s when male homosexuality was at its peak in Peru.

Hey, I was with my boy toy last night, and we preformed the Peruvian snake wrap. That shit hit different.