crunch-wrap

Money, gouda, cheese, yayper, paper, skrilla, scratch, cash, parmeasan, jack, mozarella, fedi, green, stack, bills, benjis, lincolns, georgies, jacksons, hamiltons, spends, ins, change, loot

"I'll pay for it, I got plenty of crunch-wrap, I stay on my grind."

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re-wrap

When you get a bad gift and you just change the wrapping paper and pass it on to another person, similar to a re-gift (Often used with fruitcake.)

Dude, this fruitcake is a fuckin´re-wrap|

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Awesomeness wrapped in steroids

Something that has an unmeasurable amount of awesomenimity and is so majorly awesome that it seems as if it is wrapped in steroids.

Joey: I stayed the night at kelseys house last night dude,
it was amazing.

Jamie: "Was it awesomeness wrapped in steroids?"

Joey: "I guess"

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Princess bubble wrap

1. A royal who's first or last name is bubble wrap
2. A female who is wrapped or covers in bubble wrap

Hi princess bubble wrap

Lettuce Wrapped Hamburger

Something that seems good on the outside, but is actually bad for you on the inside.

Josh seemed like a good guy, but he's really just a prick, he's like a lettuce wrapped hamburger.

Pulled pork wrap

The act of a man wrapping his nutsack around his lovers dick and jerking him off.

I totally just caught big Mike giving Jonathan a pulled pork wrap in the shower.

McDonalds Chicken Wrap

A sex position where the man lays himself on top of a girl. The man in this position sucks the titty milk out of the girl's titties. The man's penis goes into the womans pussy and the man cums inside of the pussy causing the women to menstrate. The wrap comes in when the man takes himself, hugs the girl and starts rolling on the bed like a McWrap is being made at McDonalds.

She wanted a bedtime snack so I gave her a McDonalds Chicken Wrap, I was going to fucking die the next day.