crunch-wrap

Money, gouda, cheese, yayper, paper, skrilla, scratch, cash, parmeasan, jack, mozarella, fedi, green, stack, bills, benjis, lincolns, georgies, jacksons, hamiltons, spends, ins, change, loot

"I'll pay for it, I got plenty of crunch-wrap, I stay on my grind."

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re-wrap

When you get a bad gift and you just change the wrapping paper and pass it on to another person, similar to a re-gift (Often used with fruitcake.)

Dude, this fruitcake is a fuckin´re-wrap|

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Awesomeness wrapped in steroids

Something that has an unmeasurable amount of awesomenimity and is so majorly awesome that it seems as if it is wrapped in steroids.

Joey: I stayed the night at kelseys house last night dude,
it was amazing.

Jamie: "Was it awesomeness wrapped in steroids?"

Joey: "I guess"

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Pulled pork wrap

The act of a man wrapping his nutsack around his lovers dick and jerking him off.

I totally just caught big Mike giving Jonathan a pulled pork wrap in the shower.

Lettuce Wrapped Hamburger

Something that seems good on the outside, but is actually bad for you on the inside.

Josh seemed like a good guy, but he's really just a prick, he's like a lettuce wrapped hamburger.

Princess bubble wrap

1. A royal who's first or last name is bubble wrap
2. A female who is wrapped or covers in bubble wrap

Hi princess bubble wrap

Peruvian snake wrap

The act of two homosexual males scissoring while inserting their penises into the other persons butthole, thus causing a snake wrap. This was invented in the great 1800’s when male homosexuality was at its peak in Peru.

Hey, I was with my boy toy last night, and we preformed the Peruvian snake wrap. That shit hit different.