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The words that make a female pregnant
Bill: Ohhhh I'm gonna cum ahh
Jennifer:ooooh cum inside me!!!!
Bill: Are you sure?
Jennifer: Yes!
Bill: Oh God, It's coming out, ohhhh
Jennifer: mmm that feels so good!!
Bill: Phew!
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When you are fucking the blackest chick and you pull a drum stick out of the Colonels bucket and shove it up her vaginal bucket, making her scream and curse the Colonel's name as she splooshes onto that hunk of meat.
Dude, I'm not sure if Shaniqua will forgive me after I gave her a Kentucky fried cum. Still worth it.
The decorative pattern of tattoos on the back of a female just above the buttocks, Since the 1980's more commonly referred to as tramp stamps.
He completely covered her cum shelf doilie with his load.
Quite Simply.......The 'Vagina', The 'Cunt', or the 'Pussy'
I spattered my load all over her CUM GULLEY. I was relieved.
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Little crusty pieces of semen left behind after coitus.
Often found in crevasses of the human body, in particular the vagina and the ears (after a mis-placed pearl necklace).
I was picking little Crosby cum gems out of my ears for hours after Sidney Crosby exploded his man-fat onto my face.
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The flower Cum Catcher at the "Motor Inn Motel" hadn't been washed in 3 years.
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