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A specific type of paint baller who stands at the start point for almost the entire battle and just gives orders
type 1. a noob who try's to show of by attempting to demonstrate leadership not actually giving any useful orders, just to hide the fact he / she is scared shitless of being hit
type 2. a pro who over watches the map in order to see whats going on and to spot any week spots in the enemy defense, usually armed with a long range marker
Type 1 Back-Seat-Commander: Move forward!!!
Guy1: SHUT THE FUCK UP, GET DOWN HERE AND DO SOMETHING!!!
Guy2: fucking noob Paintball Back-Seat-Commander
Type 2 Back-Seat-Commander: you three, move up the middle where the resistance is strongest and draw as much attention as possible, remember its more important that you stay alive than take out the enemy, you five take the left side on my "go" when their attention is at the center the rest of you reinforce the center as necessary but in the meantime protect the objective!
Guy1: SIR, YES SIR!
Guy2: Wow this guy really knows what hes doing
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Said to someone that is to close to you and you want them to move back.
Hey Back-Tha-Fuck-Up Man you too close.
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When one comes behind a male and hits him in the nuts or penis by coming up through the legs from behind.
Man, last night my girlfriend gave me the worst back door pain train!
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When a man is doing a woman from behind and his balls slap her ass so fast it sounds like applause.
Girl One: Last night while I was having sex with him I could swear I heard clapping!
Girl Two: Yeeaaa... You were getting applause from the back row.. >.>
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To score a touchdown with a broken leg. Like Green Bay wide receiver Greg Jennings.
Dawg you gotta be putting the team on your back man, like Greg Jennings!
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Russian Piggy Back Ride: The Act of you asking someone to put their dick in your ass and jump on your back
Russian Piggy Back Ride
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the second installment in the Mighty Ducks series, one of the best trilogies ever made in line with the Godfather series and Kill Bill.
You know you loved D2: The Mighty Ducks Are Back back in the 80s and wished your hockey/soccer/little league coach was as cool as Coach Gordon and your team captain was as awesome as Charlie.
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