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his curly hair is bigger than his whole body and he has skinny little girl legs but they’re hairy. he likes staring at people creepily and is weirdly good at art. def gives bottom energy and looks like a stoner freak. His snake bite piercings make it look like he’s always drooling. He gets in peoples faces and makes scary faces at people. he’s a whole ass jump-scare. He has a Minecraft world dedicated to his ex girlfriend filled with cats. He wears really long basketball shorts and enjoys games from the mf 1930’s. He has a really hot sister so he’s def the ugly sibling. secretly listens to Billie Eillish in his free time. he wants to die on a rollercoaster. and he shakes and shivers when he smokes. works at mexican restaurants.
Dylan Green has a mommy kink
The act of simultaneously picking your nose and receiving oral sex; this act tends to result in the need to place the booger in her hair.
Eh Brah, I was gettin killer head from my girl but had a mean ass tar ball up my nose.
Sick man. What'd you do?
Only thing I could, pull a Green Gobbler and gave her a haupia cream glaze.
A neuropsychologist with such bad handwriting that when people see their signature they think they are a Himalayan mountain climber.
This is great neuropsych data, but who the hell is Sherpa Green? Did you climb Mount Everest to get this data?
When he loves the color green it means he the biggest hoe in Houston Texas drop him girl <3.
Malik loves the color green because he’s a hoe.
When he loves the color green it means he the biggest hoe in Houston Texas drop him girl <3.
Malik loves the color green because he’s a hoe.
A wealthy single man, who is a target for poor lonely single women, seeking financial comfort via romance.
I heard he's divorced! That makes him my next green prince! I'm gonna romance my way into his wallet.
When you are having intense anal sex and she shits slimy green on your dick right as you cum on her.
Rick Ross: I put molly in her champagne she ain’t even know it.
R Kelly: What happened next
Rick Ross: she woke up and gave me a Forest Green