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Little Cousin at the Party Syndrome

Common signs of LCPS are:
- Obstruction of views when gaming of any form (i.e. board games, video games, outside sports, etc.)
- General salt as a result of losing

- Believing they are the hottest shit ever when winning

- Tries desperately in an attempt to 1-up at everything
- Extreme asshole behavior

As the name implies, the symptoms of LCPS are exhibited by annoying, distantly related family members at family party/gatherings and it always results in the feeling of everyone at around the same age range (and higher in more extreme cases) being annoyed and wishing, or doing, physical harm upon that family member.

Across the world, LCPS is most common based on relative factors like holidays and the birthday's of family members. People with LCPS often experience flair ups and sometimes worsening symptoms (at the entire fault of their own).

If you or a love one has LCPS, please seek attention in a way that doesn't piss everyone off, or get a fucking hobby.

Jamal: "Me and another family member where playing Smash Bros and he smacked the controller out of my hand and I lost!"

Daniel: "That's a classic case Little Cousin at the Party Syndrome ngl."

by Holanimus Horsel March 5, 2024


Dirty Little Squiggléy Dick

A filthy penis that is stubby and shaped like a corkscrew.

Shalev: Man look at that penis! It looks like a deranged giraffe elbow!
Ima: No way it looks more like a Dirty Little Squiggléy Dick.

by dan_gleewang January 23, 2021


Zachary Little

Zachary Little is the most hated person by the entire high school community. He is little, he is a simp, and no one likes him. He pulls no birds, and never can find a friend group that he fits in with.

"Zachary Little? I hate that kid"

by IhateZacharyLittle June 7, 2022


Bitch ass little person syndrome

Being smaller than the rest of your friends is proven to make you stupid as fuck and a bitch

Marks a bitch because he has bitch ass little person syndrome

by Smart person19011 April 18, 2024


greasy little pinky

An insult intended to be used to describe authority figures, or other adults that are referred to as Sir or Ma’am

"You greasy little pinky" said the boy to his german teacher.

by Candy October 3, 2003


little ant

short mexican who is bad a fortnite

little ant is buns at fortnite

by negrofhs November 22, 2023


Cole Little

Cole Little is an amazing poet who sends moonpig cards to girls he wants to get with. By ‘get with’ i mean lie about getting with and stalk for months. he likes to smoke cinnamon sticks and creep lasses out

person: “who’s that freak who wrote that moonpig card?”

kid: “cole little

person: “nonce

by FieryCockBoy07 November 4, 2021