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You yell this at your girl while you guys are fucking.
Dug- The liquid in my meat bag is about to explode!
Teresa- Oh yes baby, let it go!!!
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its a common phrase used in workplaces by Indiana document annalist's
man 1-man x i cant believe how big that Alabama meat hammer was
man 2- yeah it was huge
man 3- whats a Alabama meat hammer?
man 2 and man 1- your emo
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April 24th is the day where all genders masturbate. You can masturbate all day!
National Beat Your Meat Day Is coming! Im going to bust 87 nuts.
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The tendency to jump on someone new who is decently attractive, or just a member of the opposite sex, upon their entrance or introduction. FMS is found in both genders but much more prevalent in males, those with it can easily be spotted in internet chatrooms, forums, bars and/or any type of group gathering scene.
Upon the entrance of a new female into a chatroom, suddenly all the idle male chatters begin chatting with her. Trying to score brownie points with her by pretending to be concerned or interested in what she has to say.
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noun, collective name for the three distinct components of the male genitalia based on the furniture industry practise of selling 'three-piece suites'
'...she didn't believe me, so I got out my three-piece meat-suite'
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someone with a really, really, really, rediculously ugly face
frank has a face like a dropped meat pie.
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A saying just like, what ever floats your boat, but in a sexual manner.
Dude, that girl looks ugly, but what ever beats your meat i guess...
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