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rat birthday party

When you want to throw your friend a surprise party but it ends up just being you, your friend, and a rat sitting around the kitchen table eating cake.

I wanted to throw Alex a surprise party but I don't know any of his friends so I'm afraid it will just turn out to be a rat birthday party.

by Rat Ashton December 30, 2016

10๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


mars bar party

Where a girl shoves a mars bar pussy and a guy eats it out

Hey guys theres suzzie lets have a mars bar party

by Jon Dohe January 30, 2004

459๐Ÿ‘ 236๐Ÿ‘Ž


Sorry I Party

Phrase which justifies unexplainable, illegal, degrading, disrepectful, and morally objectionable behavior, while usually under the influence of one or multiple control substances with a BAC excessivly exceeding the legal limit; causing physical, mental and personal property damage far exceeding personal financial responsibilities, with lack of care to the general public safety or ones self. Examples of justifying behavior include "shitting in a strangers dryer" which can be explained, justified, and resolved simply with "Sorry I Party". Acts covered under the blanket of "Sorry I Party" are usually uncomprehendable to the normal functioning human brain.

Dude, you snorted a line of urine off asphalt pavement last night then proceeded to snort a line of coke off a homeless mans boner. Well "Sorry I Party!"

by THE WITTE November 19, 2009

32๐Ÿ‘ 11๐Ÿ‘Ž


mario party

a game from nintendo that involves a lot of gay people/wierd little animal things that take part in some extremely unrealistic and waaaay to dangerous games, but it is also really fun!

toadette - mushroom!

toad -BLEARGGH!!!

luigi - luigi like it like that!

2. mario party

by ashimattack February 9, 2008

3๐Ÿ‘ 19๐Ÿ‘Ž


Five Minute Party

A type of event which only lasts for 5 minutes, invented by CEM Bugra of Istanbul, Turkey.

A Five Minute Party can be held to celebrate an achievement, such as publishing something or finishing a project, or to create energy on an otherwise dull day.

A Five Minute Party is typically held in the mid-afternoon.

It involves music, dancing, and a bunch of people screaming and/or cheering. Alcohol is optional. Plugging your iPod into your car radio is also optional.

Venue can be anywhere, but using a garage is preferred as it gives a more original feeling (a feeling sometimes confused with awkwardness).

Henrik: We've finally just published the reports
Fred: What?
Henrik: The reports of the project we started like a million moons ago
Cem: This calls for a Five Minute Party! Everyone down to the garage

by Almighty R May 12, 2011

7๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


Liquid Party Bum

A highly distressing, aggressive, watery form of diarrhea. The sort that requires the victim to station him or herself very close to the bathroom for the duration of their illness, lest they be caught short. Liquid Party Bum is different from your average bout of the shits, in that the discharge is effectively brown bowel-water that gushes uncontrollably when released. The accompanying sound is equally unpleasant, and has been known to haunt those that hear it for the rest of their lives. Those suffering from LPB are, almost invariably, housebound for the duration of their illness.

Steve: "Where's Tony at? I though he was linkin' us here at 7?"

Richard: "Nah bruv, dude went to some ghetto curry house last night.... today man's got Liquid Party Bum like you wouldn't believe..."

Steve: "Allow Tony then... he's a wasteman anyway..."

by The Knowledge.. February 23, 2012

7๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


Bull Moose Party

The most successful third party in American History. It was headed by Tedd Roosevelt fresh of his African Safari and was completely based of his candidacy of the 1912 Presidental election. The whole purpose was to get rid of President Taft after TR realized that he sucked as a president. Bull Moose split the Republican vote and allowed Dem. Woodrow Wilson to win the election. The Party died with TR in 1919.

More states voted Bull Moose than voted Republican.

by Ron_Thornbrash May 22, 2005

7๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž